Preview Trailer for the 7th Season of Jack Bauer On 24 – CraveOnline

Dog The Bounty Hunter Suspended Indefinately aka Cancelled – The Blemish

Bai Ling Topless….Again – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Carrie Underwood Gets Animated – Girls Talkin Smack

Princess Stephanie Looks Fantastic In A Bikini – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Vanessa Hudgens Gets Mad Money For High School Musical 3 – Ninja Dude

Dita Von Teese Fredrick’s Of Hollywood Lingerie – Bumpshack

Tom Cruise and Will Smith Are BFF’s – Gabby Babble

Did We Read This Right? Angelina Jolie Was Shy About Doing Nude Scenes – Derek Hail

Hayden Panettiere Outsmarts Photograhers Trying To Get An Upshirt Shot – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Sara Jessica Parker Ok With Being Unsexy – Celebrity Smack

Britney Spears Looking Pale Tired and Bloated – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Those PETA people really know how to get your attention. First it was Alicia Silverstone’s naked tv ad, now they have the sexy Dita Von Teese posing seductively in the name of animal birth control.

Emma Watson and Maria Menounos Trying On Clothes – Drunken Stepfather 

Beyonce Nip Slip – City Rag

Teri Hatcher FHM Magazine Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

James Blunt Sold His Sister On Ebay? – Into Gossip

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Opens Today – Girls Talkin Smack

Lindsay Lohan’s Secret MySpace Page Leaked – Ninja Dude

Shocking News: Brandon Davis Is Still A Big Jerk – Derek Hail

Britney Spears Puts Booze In Her Energy Drink Cans – The Blemish

Rosie O’Donnell Sill An Idiot  – Bumpshack

Is Lindsay Lohan Really In Love With Samantha Ronson? – Gabby Babble

Dita Von Teese Is Not A Sex Freak – Celebrity Smack 

Don’t Be Alarmed..It’s Just A Close Up Of Britney Spears Nasty Weave – Seriously? OMG! WTF! 

Dita Von Teese Get Over Marilyn Manson On The Catwalk – Celebrity Smack

Britney Spears Throws Change At Valet And Forgets Where She Comes From – City Rag 

Rachel Hunter Is Still Hot In A Bikini – Drunken Stepfather 

Holly Valance And A Hose – Horny Oyster 

Lindsay Lohan Gets Out Of Rehab For A Minute To Get Groceries – The Skinny Website 

April Scott Doesn’t Look Like A Daisy Duke To Me – The Feeding Tube

Why Did Christina Aguilera Get A Breast Reduction? – CelebWorm

Lindsay Lohan Is Pissing Off Other Patients In Rehab – Hollyscoop

Dita Von Teese is trying to divorce her husband of one year, Marilyn Manson. The only problem is that she can’t find him. Dita filed the papers for divorce before Christmas but no action has been taken because master of macabe (and teen angst) Marilyn is off on endless benders. Friends says that he never even noticed when she moved out of the house weeks ago. Sad news. If these two well balanced, all american kids can’t make it, what does that mean for the rest of us? At least she won’t have to share her pancake make-up anymore.