She tells tabloid Globe, “You don’t want to bring them home to your house, but I have certain needs. Friends with benefits are awesome. I used to be like, ‘Oh no, you have to be in a relationship.’ But after going through a divorce, I’m like, ‘Life is short, I wanna have a good time.’”

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Movie star she is no more.

Also on the next season will be Jackass star and complete idiot Steve-O. Don’t feel bad for him though, this is actually a step up for this guy.

Law enforcement sources tell us Sam and Lola Rose Sheen, 4 and 3, were riding in an SUV driven by a nanny on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, when a Honda made a crazy left turn in front of them, cutting them off. Four cars were involved in the accident, and only the driver of the Honda was injured.

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Granted, if it was just Denise and her too skinny friend and sister it would have sucked…but how can you not love Irv? If you don’t love seeing a middle-age/ Middle-American dad getting a spray tan in his underwear…then you just don’t know good TV.

(Sorry I couldn’t find a clip of Irv in his skivvies so you’ll have to settle for a naked Denise getting a spray tan)

“The numbers started out pretty good – just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode,” a source told “The Insider” yesterday. “But the audience has dropped off. ”

And Charlie Sheen and his newly pregnant wife are popping the champagne in celebration as we speak.

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“No, I am not doing ‘Dancing With the Stars. I love the show, that is my popcorn night with my girls,” she said. “I love to watch the dancing, the girls love looking at the dresses.”

Good cover story…but we know she is crying in her dog and/or pig haired covered pillow about it every night.

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Sources say that Denise was desperate for some good content for her reality show that is doing so poorly in the ratings that E! is most likely not going to renew for another season.

“She thinks a court battle would be good for ratings so she wants all overnight visits with the girls ceased, and monitored visits with her nanny. She invited the media circus to the hearing and even wanted reporters in the judge’s chambers – which wasn’t allowed. It’s ridiculous.”

This recent move has Charlie more furious than ever and plans to sue her in civil court for defamation as well.

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Deniseand her powerhouse lawyer, Neal Hersh, went into a closed emergency hearing today. We’re told they told the judge there’s a serious issue in Charlie’s home that could have an adverse impact on the kids. The issue, we’re told, is psychological and Denise wants professionals to evaluate things. In the meantime, she doesn’t want her kids hanging around there.

Because of some judicial red tape, the emergency hearing has been put tabled until Monday. Hopefully Charlie Sleeze doesn’t have the girls this weekend.

Here’s a transcript of the voice mail, with the bad words edited of course.

Yea, I just got your other email and I am a little confused because you told me that was something you only told a couple of people, and this and that, and I just, again you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky, and you’re a f*****g liar. Okay. You’re a f*****g liar. So, you know what it’s like, f**k you. Okay, I hope you rot in f****g hell. You’re a piece of s**t f*****g liar and I hope you f*****g rot in hell. So f**k you. I hope I never f*****g talk to you again you f*****g c**t. F**k you. You’re a coward and a liar and a f*****g n****r alright, so f**k you.

Geez, does he kiss his kids with that mouth? Or just hookers? Here’s his response:

“I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings.”Sheen added, however, that “three and one-half years later, the reasons that caused the anger and frustration displayed on that voice mail continue to be manifested on a daily basis” because “my children did not show up today for a custodial visit without explanation.”

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“That e-mail is not legitimate. It’s a doctored e-mail. I would never send an e-mail to his … girlfriend, and, at the time of that e-mail, I was with Richie [Sambora]. If I wanted anybody’s sperm, I’d have asked for Richie’s.”

The email purportedly included Richards telling Mueller: “Charlie and I have very beautiful healthy children together. I was strictly looking for a sperm donor if it’s any of your business.”

Charlie of course says the email is real and that Denise did send it. Matt read his statement on air too; “”claims that her e-mail has been fabricated or altered in any way to create this story are absurd. The mere fact the she continues to publicly discuss and harass both Brooke and me three years after our separation which, for the record is longer than the actual length of the marriage, is beyond desperate and speaks volumes.”

Denise at least had the good  grace to say that having the  sordid details of her  nasty dragged out in pubic is  “embarrassing and humiliating.”

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We were right about the covering up, but we wrong about the filming. It has already started filming and Denise had the crew there with her to cover the entire “Charlie” removal project. The offending ink is now a nice, pretty fairy that won’t cheat on you or call your dying mama names. You’ll be able to see Denise erase Charlie from her life this summer.

On Friday, Richards, 37, formally requested a family court to legally restore her maiden name from “Denise Sheen.” Over the weekend, she also visited a tattoo parlor where she had her “Charlie” tattoo changed into a fairy — in front of cameras for her show, her rep confirms.

The actress and single mom is set to star in an untitled E! series that will follow her as she “navigates Hollywood, romance and motherhood,” according to the network. The show, to be produced by Seacrest’s company, will debut this summer.

You would think this would have been the first matter of business after the divorce, but at least she’s finally gotten around to it. Denise’s new reality show is set to premiere this summer, maybe that’s what got her over to her local tattoo parlor.

It sounds a bit boring, but the show does have some drama attached to it. Denise’s scandalous ex-husband Charlie Sheen was unhappy that their two daughters, Sam and Lola, would appear on the show and put up a big ol’ Charlie Sheen fuss. Denise was triumphant in the end and was granted permission by a court commissioner in January to include the girls in filming.

“The show will give viewers an inside look at what it’s like for Denise to go through these ups and downs while always in the public eye. At the core of this series is a resilient single mom who is trying to get her life back on track.”

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