These two are really starting to get ooooold. And it’s just getting started with the new Denise Richards reality show. UGH. Let us catch you kids up on what we are whining about. A three year old voice mail left by Charlie Sheen for Denise was “leaked” (thanks Denise) yesterday morning and by late afternoon Chuck was on his knees apologizing to some black guy that attended his wedding. I know, its ridiculous.

Here’s a transcript of the voice mail, with the bad words edited of course.

Yea, I just got your other email and I am a little confused because you told me that was something you only told a couple of people, and this and that, and I just, again you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky, and you’re a f*****g liar. Okay. You’re a f*****g liar. So, you know what it’s like, f**k you. Okay, I hope you rot in f****g hell. You’re a piece of s**t f*****g liar and I hope you f*****g rot in hell. So f**k you. I hope I never f*****g talk to you again you f*****g c**t. F**k you. You’re a coward and a liar and a f*****g n****r alright, so f**k you.

Geez, does he kiss his kids with that mouth? Or just hookers? Here’s his response:

“I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings.”Sheen added, however, that “three and one-half years later, the reasons that caused the anger and frustration displayed on that voice mail continue to be manifested on a daily basis” because “my children did not show up today for a custodial visit without explanation.”

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The drama that is Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen exploded on Matt Lauer Wednesday morning on the Today show. Denise was on the morning talk show to promote her new reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated that premieres on E! this Memorial Day but ended up talking about an email request for sperm. Charlie Sheen’s girlfriend Brooke Mueller claims she received an email from Denise with the strange request.

“That e-mail is not legitimate. It’s a doctored e-mail. I would never send an e-mail to his … girlfriend, and, at the time of that e-mail, I was with Richie [Sambora]. If I wanted anybody’s sperm, I’d have asked for Richie’s.”

The email purportedly included Richards telling Mueller: “Charlie and I have very beautiful healthy children together. I was strictly looking for a sperm donor if it’s any of your business.”

Charlie of course says the email is real and that Denise did send it. Matt read his statement on air too; “”claims that her e-mail has been fabricated or altered in any way to create this story are absurd. The mere fact the she continues to publicly discuss and harass both Brooke and me three years after our separation which, for the record is longer than the actual length of the marriage, is beyond desperate and speaks volumes.”

Denise at least had the good  grace to say that having the  sordid details of her  nasty dragged out in pubic is  “embarrassing and humiliating.”

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Denise Richards gets in some time on the waves in Malibu this week. In what is surely a segment for her upcoming reality show, Denise does some stand up paddle surfing while smiling big for the cameras and thinking about the look on Charlie Sheen’s face when her new shows airs this summer.

Yesterday we posted some pictures of Denise Richards leaving a tattoo parlor with her ankle taped up all post tattoo-like. We assumed that she was getting that dirty word “Charlie” covered up because her new reality show is due to start filming soon.

We were right about the covering up, but we wrong about the filming. It has already started filming and Denise had the crew there with her to cover the entire “Charlie” removal project. The offending ink is now a nice, pretty fairy that won’t cheat on you or call your dying mama names. You’ll be able to see Denise erase Charlie from her life this summer.

On Friday, Richards, 37, formally requested a family court to legally restore her maiden name from “Denise Sheen.” Over the weekend, she also visited a tattoo parlor where she had her “Charlie” tattoo changed into a fairy — in front of cameras for her show, her rep confirms.

The actress and single mom is set to star in an untitled E! series that will follow her as she “navigates Hollywood, romance and motherhood,” according to the network. The show, to be produced by Seacrest’s company, will debut this summer.

And here is why you should NEVER get another person’s name (other than your kids) tatooed anywhere on your body. Denise Richards has been walking around for months with the name of a man who cheated on her and mocked her dying mother on her ankle.

You would think this would have been the first matter of business after the divorce, but at least she’s finally gotten around to it. Denise’s new reality show is set to premiere this summer, maybe that’s what got her over to her local tattoo parlor.

The good folks at E! have a new drug for you reality show junkies. This summer you can watch as cameras follow Denise Richards as she “navigates Hollywood, romance and motherhood.” 

It sounds a bit boring, but the show does have some drama attached to it. Denise’s scandalous ex-husband Charlie Sheen was unhappy that their two daughters, Sam and Lola, would appear on the show and put up a big ol’ Charlie Sheen fuss. Denise was triumphant in the end and was granted permission by a court commissioner in January to include the girls in filming.

“The show will give viewers an inside look at what it’s like for Denise to go through these ups and downs while always in the public eye. At the core of this series is a resilient single mom who is trying to get her life back on track.”

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