Denise Richards seems to be past the point in her life where she doesn’t  a man in the house to be happy. She seems to be a hands-on mom to her daughters and she has successfully pumped some life into her dying career with her reality show.
And instead of getting all jacked up in some ugly celebrity relationship like she did with Richie Sambora…she is just getting hers on the sly in random hotels.

She tells tabloid Globe, “You don’t want to bring them home to your house, but I have certain needs. Friends with benefits are awesome. I used to be like, ‘Oh no, you have to be in a relationship.’ But after going through a divorce, I’m like, ‘Life is short, I wanna have a good time.’”

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Charlie Sheen must have gotten a good laugh out of this one. His ex-wife and thorn in his side, Denise Richards has officially joined the cast of the next Dancing with the Stars.

Movie star she is no more.

Also on the next season will be Jackass star and complete idiot Steve-O. Don’t feel bad for him though, this is actually a step up for this guy.

This certainly gives Denise Richards something to worry about other than her ailing career. Her two cute little girls were involved in a four car smash-up with their nanny this week. The girls are ok..but you just know that Charlie Sheen is gonna blame this on Denise.

Law enforcement sources tell us Sam and Lola Rose Sheen, 4 and 3, were riding in an SUV driven by a nanny on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, when a Honda made a crazy left turn in front of them, cutting them off. Four cars were involved in the accident, and only the driver of the Honda was injured.

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In the most shocking news of the day, E! has renewed Denise Richards reality show It’s Complicated for another season. I just caught a few of the episodes in re-runs yesterday and I gotta say, it’s not as bad as everyone made it out to be.

Granted, if it was just Denise and her too skinny friend and sister it would have sucked…but how can you not love Irv? If you don’t love seeing a middle-age/ Middle-American dad getting a spray tan in his underwear…then you just don’t know good TV.

(Sorry I couldn’t find a clip of Irv in his skivvies so you’ll have to settle for a naked Denise getting a spray tan)

I know this is going to come as a shock to you kids, but E! has canceled Denise Richards reality show, “It’s Complicated”. You may recall that Denise took ex-husband Charlie Sheen to court last year for rights to have their two daughters appear on the show. Turns out it was all for naught.

“The numbers started out pretty good – just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode,” a source told “The Insider” yesterday. “But the audience has dropped off. ”

And Charlie Sheen and his newly pregnant wife are popping the champagne in celebration as we speak.

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Apparently ‘Dancing with the Stars‘ has a ‘no trashy blondes rule’. We reported a few days that the show has turned down party-girl Tara Reid several times and now they’ve done us all the huge favor or rejecting Denise Richards. Of course, she says it was her decision but we hear otherwise.

“No, I am not doing ‘Dancing With the Stars. I love the show, that is my popcorn night with my girls,” she said. “I love to watch the dancing, the girls love looking at the dresses.”

Good cover story…but we know she is crying in her dog and/or pig haired covered pillow about it every night.

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Remember when Denise Richards called for an emergency child custody hearing last week? Turns out she falsely accused Charlie Sheen of molesting their two daughters and now Chuck is going to be suing for full custody of the kids by charging that their mother is a big fat lair.

Sources say that Denise was desperate for some good content for her reality show that is doing so poorly in the ratings that E! is most likely not going to renew for another season.

“She thinks a court battle would be good for ratings so she wants all overnight visits with the girls ceased, and monitored visits with her nanny. She invited the media circus to the hearing and even wanted reporters in the judge’s chambers – which wasn’t allowed. It’s ridiculous.”

This recent move has Charlie more furious than ever and plans to sue her in civil court for defamation as well.

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Hopefully this is just a case of Denise Richards being a crazy biatch, because if it’s a serious as TMZ made it sound, there is something really creepy going on at Charlie Sheen a/k/a Charlie Sleeze’s house.

Deniseand her powerhouse lawyer, Neal Hersh, went into a closed emergency hearing today. We’re told they told the judge there’s a serious issue in Charlie’s home that could have an adverse impact on the kids. The issue, we’re told, is psychological and Denise wants professionals to evaluate things. In the meantime, she doesn’t want her kids hanging around there.

Because of some judicial red tape, the emergency hearing has been put tabled until Monday. Hopefully Charlie Sleeze doesn’t have the girls this weekend.