If there was one thing I never thought I’d be writing about, it’s the fact that the drug that caused Demi Moore to have seizures and ultimately hospitalized was something white trash teenagers are doing all over the country as we speak.

We were all prepared to hear that Demi’s downward spiral ended with a pill or cocaine binge but NO ONE could have predicted that the 49 year-old A-list, Kabbalah-loving, had it all together movie star to be HUFFING WHIP IT’s. I mean, really. Did she send some one to Panama City Beach to clean out all the head shops before her bender.

(Whip It’s is the street name for a nitrous oxide inhalant.)

People of Demi’s age and social status do not get high on freakin’ whip-its. I guess that just shows you just how rock bottom she hit.

Or it could be direct result of being married to Ashton Kutcher for six years. She’s tried marrying a child, posting bikini pictures on Twitter and countless surgeries and procedures to stay young so why not getting high like the high school bad girl.

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It finally happened. Demi Moore’s downward spiral ended last night with a 911 call and trip to the hospital. I’m sure the announcement that she is going to rehab will come very soon.

Demi Moore was rushed to the hospital last night … and we’re told the issue is substance abuse.

Demi’s rep tells TMZ, “Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health.  She looks forward to getting well and is grateful for the support of her family and friends.”

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The tabloid claims that the Real Housewives star bragged about the liaison to friends including Emma Heming, who was celebrating her marriage to Willis at the time of the alleged hook-up.

So crazy Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville claims that she had hot lesbian fling with Demi Moore.

A source told the Enquirer: ‘After she got back home from the wedding, Brandi confessed to me, “I hooked up with Demi Moore.”’

‘Brandi was quite proud of what happened. She was bragging as she recounted every sordid detail. Brandi said they stopped what they were doing because Ashton interrupted them’ the paper reported.

That last bit makes me think the whole thing is fabricated. Like Ashton Kutcher would have stopped them???? He would have ripped his hipster beanie off his head and jumped in between so fast it would make your head spin.

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This is just one of those things that makes me realize that I do not think like other people. Why in the hell would anyone give the tiniest care in the world that Demi Moore hasn’t changed her Twitter handle yet? I know. It’s a very important issue to some. And I don’t get it. I do this for a living and I don’t get it. I got 99 problems but a Twitter handle ain’t one.

Demi is getting so much flack for it she had to defend herself under her offensive handle.

“changing my twitter name isn’t a top priority right now,” Moore tweeted this morning. “sorry it bothers so many of u. should I not tweet until I do?does it really matter?”

Given that she’s got more than 4.3 million followers and counting, probably not.

Moore, 49, announced her divorce from Kutcher, 33, in November, citing “certain values and vows” that led her to end her six-year marriage amid reports of his infidelity.

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It’s over ya’ll.

I guess Demi Moore decided it was time to cut her losses and move the freak on.

Demi Moore is ending her marriage to fellow actor Ashton Kutcher, she told The Associated Press on Thursday. Moore, 49, and Kutcher, 33, were wed in September 2005.

The couple’s relationship became tabloid fodder in recent months as rumors swirled about Kutcher’s alleged infidelity.

“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation,” she said in her statement to the AP.

“I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi,” Kutcher tweeted Thursday. “Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail.”

Sometimes when your husband gets caught hooking up with a blond in a hot tub.