Sure Demi Moore is 47 and her husband is only 31..but don’t call her a cougar! She talks to W magazine about how she’s somehow become the poster girl for cougars everywhere as well how she just really can’t get the acting roles she wants anymore. Of course I read all this but my mind just can’t get past her body looks at freakin’ 47 years old.

The frustrating part is that the type of roles I’d be interested in are not really coming to me,� says Moore. “I hate to say it’s a function of my age—but yes, I think in some ways it is. The majority of [female] roles are geared between 25 and 35.�

“I’m certainly not the first person to be in a relationship with a younger man, but somehow I was plucked out as a bit of a poster girl ….I don’t know why that is. But I just kind of step back sometimes and say, ‘There is some reason, and what is it that I have to share in a positive way?�

Sorry Demi Moore, I’m calling you the f*** out. There is no way in this big wide world that I will ever believe that you have not have plastic surgery.

It’s been reported several time that before Demi had her big coming out – comeback in the Charlies Angels movie that she had over $250K worth of plastic surgery to get that killer body.

Here’s a short list of what insiders say she’s had done.

$32,000 – Liposuction to her hips, thighs and stomach

$22,000 – Breast implants

$19,000 – Reduction and breast lift

$7,200 – Brow lift

$20,000 – Chemical facial peel

$400  – Collagen and Botox injections (per session)

$10,000 – Knees surgery

Demi flatly denies that she’s had any work done to her 47 year-old body to French Marie Claire. It really pisses me off when celebrities lie about shit like this. Just be honest. We won’t think less of you..hell, we’d all do it if we had the money and the time and someone to watch our kids while we heal. But don’t lie and tell us you just naturally look like this at nearly 50 years old. I suppose you eat pizza and fries everyday too?

“It’s completely false. I’ve never had it done. But I would never judge those who have,” Demi reveals in the French edition of Marie Claire Magazine. “If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem. I don’t like the idea of having an operation to hold up the ageing process – it’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy. That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I’m less adamant about not having it done. But for the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look 30.”

Demi Moore will mark her fourth wedding anniversary with husband Ashton Kutcher later this month by taking his last name as her own. I guess she’s finally had enough plastic surgery that she is certain Ashton couldn’t find anyone younger and hotter.

Meanwhile, Ashton recently shared the secret to their wedded bliss with Parade magazine:

How he and Demi make it work
“The real trick is putting yourself around people you admire. That’s why I married my wife. I locked in the brightest light in the room. My wife and I have an agreement in our marriage, and part of that contract is that we are going to shine our lights on each other. My relationship with Demi is so solid, thank God, and we’re so communicative about the way that we’re feeling that we don’t allow space to come between us. I definitely believe that if you stop working at relationships, they go away.”

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I think we should always take the time to honor a 46 year-old sister with three kids that looks like this in a bikini.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore vacationing in the Bahamas. Doesn’t that seem like sort of a pedestrian place for the Kutcher’s to play?

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are just waaay too addicted to Twitter. Today Demi tweeted some pictures of herself getting some dental work done.

And this…quite frankly ….is just TMI for me. Now the entire Demi Moore facade is ruined for me. She is no longer the hot-ass 40ish woman married to the cute younger guy.

She is now a toothless old lady that is all plastic and dentures. Gross.

The micro-networking has gone too far when we see our movie stars looking like this.

I really don’t understand who has the time to Twitter all day..but apparently everyone else in the world except for me does. Anyway…the reason that Ashton Kutcher has so much time on his hands is because his wife Demi Moore is doing all this dirty work. And what’s her reward? She gets her ass plastered all over cyperspace.

Here are Ashton’s “Tweets.” You can also “follow” Ashton on Twitter if you care.

watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

I’m not wearing the bikini she is that’s what makes it so glorious
9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

shhh don’t tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

Demi Moore has once again outsmarted Mother Nature and turned her haggard-nearly 50 year old mug into a glowing face that any 30 year-old would die to have.

Just 10 months ago, Demi was looking pretty rough. Now due to her obsessive beauty regime that includes loads of pricey products and treatments, rigorous diet and exercise — and even leech therapy, which she blogged about on Twitter just yesterday.

“Demi is obsessed with her looks,” one insider tells Star. “She’ll do anything to keep herself looking young.”

Check out this weeks issue of Star for more about how Demi beats time.

Demi Moore once again proves to be a forward thinking woman. Ashton’s gal has gained what some are reporting is 15 pounds over the past few months and is loving every minute of it. Although I doubt she’s gained 15 pounds, I will agree that the little bit of weight she’s gained looks good on her.

Wisely, Demi has decided that setting a good example for daughters is more important than staying a size zero at forty-something years old.

The Striptease actress’ s weight has reportedly increased from 115 to 130 pounds. ‘Demi feels beautiful,’ an insider told America’s National Enquirer. ‘She’s struck a perfect balance between too much and not enough with diet and exercise. And as a result, she’s a little fuller and rounder.”Demi is happier being a little heavier, and she wants her daughters to embrace a “beauty comes in all sizes” attitude as well.’

Could this be a result of her daughter Rumer Willis’ recent drastic weight loss? Maybe a little late, but at least Dem-Dem is trying. Although, you could argue the fact that if she was really concerned about her daughters self-esteem she should have kept them in Idaho.

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