No more giant billboards with David Beckham’s rock hard abs and sexy tattoos in very expensive undies. We’re just gonna have to deal with more of the majorly overexposed Megan Fox.

So…out of respect for the chiseled perfection that is Becks in his skivvies…let’s take a moment to look back on what was….

Vic’s doesn’t look too bad herself in her strange Indian bikini/sarong ensemble as the couple celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary on a cruise around the love islands of the Seychelles in the Indian Ocean.

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The superstar couple has been subjected to a barrage of rumors surrounding the state of their marriage as their ten-year wedding anniversary approaches in July. One report alleged the sports ace had enjoyed a candlelit dinner with model Mariann Fogarasy after he was photographed with her following a game in Budapest.

He says, “I have no desire for other women. I only love Victoria. Ninety percent of what is written about us is invented. The last one was this story about the Hungarian model. I have never been out to dinner with this young lady. If I took the time to deny every story, I wouldn’t have time to be a footballer.”

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“A photographer named Emicles Da Mata filed a suit last month in L.A. Superior Court, in which he claims that on Dec. 7, 2008, he stopped his car on a Beverly Hills street when Beckham reached through the driver’s window and grabbed his camera and attempted to wrestle it from him.”

Beck’s bodyguard was also somehow involved and is being sued as well. Just another example of how are the paps will go to bring home the money shots.

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The latest smouldering image, in which the football star is seen lying across a bed in just his briefs while Posh sits beside him in lacy lingerie, is part of a lucrative deal worth an estimated £32 million in total.

The Daily Mail reports that 46 year-old Tom was worried about a recent weigtht gain and looking like he had a mdidle-age belly tire. He felt like he was starting to look old when photographed with his young family. Katie is only 29, remember. So Beck’s put him on the treadmill and a low-cal diet and now Tom is ten pounds thinner, but still a crazy Scientologist

“David has been round at Tom’s house a lot. While Katie and Victoria have been swapping fashion tips on the phone, David has been advising Tom on diet. Tom has a private gym at his home and David has been working out with him. He also gave him diet advice. Tom has been sticking to 1,200 calories a day, mostly grilled chicken and fish with lots of vegetables, salads and fruit. David put together a work-out regime that included the treadmill, weight training and fencing lessons together.”

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Beckham was photographed embracing a tearful Victoria in the car and comforting her, before he raced to the departure lounge with her father Tony Adams. Beckham was forced to run to catch his flight, leaving his distraught partner with the wrecked car.

By all account, Vics was a jibbering, size zero mess, but David had to jet. I guess he figured his crying wife would still be there when he got home, but the opporturnity to be involved in the Beijing Olympics closing ceremony would only be around on Sunday.

The fatty acid omega-3, found in some fish and nuts, can build your brain cells and give a nutritional boost. Besides keeping hearts healthy, studies have shown omega-3 has a host of other benefits and could even put a smile on your face. So go buy some of these pills for all those reasons then look at the beautiful face of Becks on the box. They even have a strawberry flavored version for the kiddies.

When the ads came out, he said, “she was the first one to call me and say, ‘What are you doing?’ I tried explaining it to her, but she didn’t really get it.”

Let me explain it to Mother Beckham…your baby boy has the most gorgeous male body on the planet.  The new ads for the autumn/winter 2009 collection debuted on a giant mural facing Macy’s in San Francisco on Wednesday. They will soon be seen in New York, Los Angeles, London, Rome, Paris and Toyko.

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David has ten tattoos on his back, arms and neck, and all his kids names tattooed on his sexy body somewhere or other. Did we mention we heart David Beckham?

Victoria Beckham collaborated with Marc Jacobs on this charity tshirt to raise skin-cancer awareness.