Sorry..no pictures yet. Just the sad news that David and Victoria Beckham have been replaced.

No more giant billboards with David Beckham’s rock hard abs and sexy tattoos in very expensive undies. We’re just gonna have to deal with more of the majorly overexposed Megan Fox.

So…out of respect for the chiseled perfection that is Becks in his skivvies…let’s take a moment to look back on what was….

Very few men in this world can make a speedo look sexy but I’ll be damned if David Beckham doesn’t pull it off.  His cobalt blue Armani speedo’s are probably freebie’s from the underwear campaign he and the misses did for the fashion house.

Vic’s doesn’t look too bad herself in her strange Indian bikini/sarong ensemble as the couple celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary on a cruise around the love islands of the Seychelles in the Indian Ocean.

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In a new book titled “The Beckham Experiment” by Sports Illustrated writer Grant Wahl, we learn that the bromance between David Beckham and Tom Cruise runs deeper than most of us thought. To hear Becks tell it, Cruise has influenced every major decision he has made since the two met in 2003.

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David Beckham is being blasted again for cheating on his wife with a Hungarian model. Becks says he is still all about Victoria and would never stray. Except for that time he slept with the nanny, Rebecca Loos.

The superstar couple has been subjected to a barrage of rumors surrounding the state of their marriage as their ten-year wedding anniversary approaches in July. One report alleged the sports ace had enjoyed a candlelit dinner with model Mariann Fogarasy after he was photographed with her following a game in Budapest.

He says, “I have no desire for other women. I only love Victoria. Ninety percent of what is written about us is invented. The last one was this story about the Hungarian model. I have never been out to dinner with this young lady. If I took the time to deny every story, I wouldn’t have time to be a footballer.”

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Super-hot David Beckham is also a super-hot head. He is being sued by a pain in the a@* paparazzi for allegedly attacking him through a car window.

“A photographer named Emicles Da Mata filed a suit last month in L.A. Superior Court, in which he claims that on Dec. 7, 2008, he stopped his car on a Beverly Hills street when Beckham reached through the driver’s window and grabbed his camera and attempted to wrestle it from him.”

Beck’s bodyguard was also somehow involved and is being sued as well. Just another example of how are the paps will go to bring home the money shots.

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Brangelina might be the most beautiful non-married couple in the world, but David and Victoria Beckham are vying for the ‘most sexy’ married couple award. The Beck’s are using their hot bodies to make some bank off of thier Georgio Armani deal.

The latest smouldering image, in which the football star is seen lying across a bed in just his briefs while Posh sits beside him in lacy lingerie, is part of a lucrative deal worth an estimated £32 million in total.

David and Victoria Beckham take over Manhattan! The Beck’s were at Macy’s in NYC to launch their new his and hers Signature fragrance. Seemingly thousands of people turned out in the rain to see Vics and Becks in their finest purple carpet fashion. And they were not disappointed. Victoria rocked some crazy 5 1/2 inch heel-less thigh-high PVC Berardi boots.

If I had a garage, I’d hang this calendar in it above my pink tools. David Beckham makes quite the pin-up boy. Make yourself a note to buy several of these when they come out next month. This makes a great stocking stuffers for all your girlfriends…and some of your boyfriends.