He’s getting slammed today for calling Vanessa Hudgens out for have not one set of nude cell phone pictures leaked..but two. Dane said as always his comments were all about getting a laugh.

“Mostly I just wanted it to be funny,” he explained. “That’s the best part about being a comic when you go, ‘maybe I can say the thing that everybody is kind of feeling and nobody [is saying].’ The elephant in the room moment. So, I’ll take it, I’ll take the hit. It’s okay.”

Here’s what Dane said to Vanessa from the stage:

“You got to keep your clothes on, girl! Phones are for phonecalls, girl!”

Darryl McCauley — who was in charge of Cook’s financial affairs since the 90s — was arrested today by the Massachusetts State Police and charged with three counts of larceny and forgery. Authorities say in one case, Dane’s bro forged a $3 million check and deposited it in his account. McCauley will be arraigned tomorrow in Woburn District Court.

Maybe he just got sick of watching his overrated brother get the money and the girls. I really can’t blame the dude.

These two have been seen acting hot and heavy at Hollywood hot spots like the nightclub, Hyde.

Source: MSN Gossip