Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Doing A Movie Together – Girls Talkin Smack

Surpise! Brooke Hogan’s New Song Sucks – Gabby Babble

Sneak Peek At Shannen Doherty on New 90210 – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Donald Trump Bailed Out Ed McMahon – Bitten and Bound

Pete Doherty Spilling The Drug Beans On Kate Moss in New Book – Hot Momma Gossip

Paris Hilton Wants To Be A Superhero – Girls Talkin Smack

Jenny McCarthy Looks Great In A Bikini – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Team Shiloh or Suri? – Celebrity Smack

Project Runway Spoiler Alert!!!!!! – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Bigfoot Found In Georgia…Really!- Bitten and Bound

Paris Hilton Gets Sued For Being Lazy …Why Didn’t I Think of That? – Hot Momma Gossip

Paris Hilton Goes See Through At Playboy Mansion Party – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

SYTYCD Fans Should Check This Out – Girls Talkin Smack

Emma Watson All Grown Up In A Bikini – Ninja Dude

Jessica Simpson’s New Country Singer Stage Costumes – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Matthew McConaughey Planting Son’s Placenta In Orchard – Bumpshack

Paul McCartney Ready To Tie The Knot Again – Gabby Babble

Who’s Dying Next? Celebrities Die In Threes – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Britney Spears Will Try To Redeem Herself At VMA’s – Celeb Parasite

Anne Hathaway Talks About That Whole Italian Criminal Thing – Bitten and Bound

Boycott of “Tropical Thunder’ In The Works – Hot Momma Gossip

But the Creative Director for the ad is not quite as understanding as the suits. Fabien Baron was forced to create an alternate toned-down version of the campaign that will still only be aired after 9:00pm. Fabien was not amused.

“You must be kidding me. This country really needs a new president — this country is so messed up,” said Baron. “It’s such a joke and it’s quite upsetting, frankly, how hypocritical this country has become. It’s OK for children to see people killed by guns? Spreading a little love right now would be a good idea.

“She is being a little sexy, but they are not provocative,” added Baron. “They are really well done. The spot is really beautiful — I really can’t believe this is happening.…I don’t know what else to say.”

Uh…welcome to America dude. We don’t do nipples on network television. Someone tell him to Google “Janet Jackson nipple Superbowl.”

See Fergie Slither Across The Floor For Slash – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Bernie Mac Is Not Dead…Yet – Bumpshack

Gillian Anderson Blames Batman For X-Files Flopping – Gabby Babble

Boy George Is Too Damn Old To Still Be Using Drugs – Celebrity Smack

Robin Williams Going A Sweaty Tour – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Chubby Hairspray Girl Beats Up Skinny Americas Next Top Model Girl – Celeb Parasite

Teen Choice Red Carpet Pictures – Bitten and Bound

Heather Mills Is Scared of Her Publicist – Hot Momma Gossip

Bruce Willis Throws Water On A Photographer – The Blemish

The Bachelor Wants His Ring Back From Shayna Lamas – Gabby Babble

Olive Stone’s “W” Movie Trailer – Bumpshack

Paris Hilton Is Selling Her Giant Shoes – Celebrity Smack

The Earthquake Rocked The Jimmy Kimmel Show:Video – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Kevin Federline Was Playing Golf During the Earthquake – Bitten and Bound

Kate Hudson and Lance Amstrong Split – Celeb Parasite

Rose McGowan Does Comic Con – The Blemish

That Miley Cyrus Is Nothing But A Hater – Ninja Dude

Lots More Brooke Hogan Bikini Candids – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Ex- Call Girl Ashley Dupre Getting A Talk Show – Bumpshack

Halle Berry Is Mad About Unauthrized Baby Pictures – Gabby Babble

Tyra Banks Looks Good In Wax – Celebrity Smack

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell Expecting First Baby – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

And They Are Having Twins!!!!! – Hot Momma Gossip

Lance Armstrong Headed Into Politics? – Celeb Parasite

Johnny Depp As Tommy Lee??? – Bitten and Bound

Mischa Barton Gets Dropped By Her Agent Because She Can’t Get A Job – The Blemish

The Bachelor Dumps Shayne Lamas After She Brags On Him On Her Zaxby’s Commericial – Bumpshack

Brooke Hogan Sorry She Lied About Her Dad Abusing Her Mom – Gabby Babble

Daisy Fuentes Looks Hot In A Bikini For Fitness Magazine – Celebrity Smack

Neil Patrick Harris Is A Fairy…On Sesame Street – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Diddy Is So Not Engaged – Celeb Parasite

Sweaty Celebrities..Funny Pictures – Bitten and Bound

Orlando Bloom Proposed To Miranda Kerr – Hot Momma Gossip

Say It Ain’t So…Spencer Pratt To Pose For Playboy – Hollywire

Christian Bale Fighting Assault Charges – Girls Talkin Smack

Sienna Miller Will Have CGI Pubic Hair in Hippie Hippie Shake – Ninja Dude

What Has Britney Spears Been Up To Lately? – Girls Talkin Smack

Miley Cyrus Is Just Dying To Be A Bad Girl – Ninja Dude

Lindsay Lohan Wears Mom Jeans – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Christian Bale Obviously Has Anger Management Issues – Bumpshack

Nick Hogan Being Transferred To Big Boy Jail – Gabby Babble

Matthew Broderick May Be Cheating On The Sara Jessica Parker – Celebrity Smack

The Rollings Stone Last Supper By Artist Paul Karslake – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Christian Bale Was Defending His Wife During The Fight With His Mother and Sister – Celeb Parasite

Sherri Shepard Admits To Numerous Abortions – Bitten and Bound

Heather Locklear Released From Rehab – Hot Momma Gossip

Amy Winehouse’s Husband Gets 27 Months In Prison – The Blemish

In Case You Missed The Project Runway Season 5 Premiere – Girls Talkin Smack

Is Lauren Conrad Really Mad Or Is She Faking For Her Show? – Ninja Dude

Audrina Patridge Most Definitely Had A Boob Job and It’s Falling Out Of Her Bikini- Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Baltimore DJ K-Swift Dead at 27 – Bumpshack

Jimmy Kimmel Misses Sarah Silverman – Celebrity Smack

Lindsay Lohan Is Still Hot – Celeb Parasite

Scientology Turned Katie Holmes Hands Purple – Bitten and Bound

Is Joss Stone Dating Nelly? – Hot Momma Gossip

Britney Spears Gives Kevin Federline Custody Of The Kids – The Blemish

Jennifer Lopez Can’t Keep A Nanny – Girls Talkin Smack

Why Does Jennifer Aniston Go Out Without A Bra? – Ninja Dude

What Is Gorgeous Miranda Kerr Doing With Greasy Brandon Davis – Gabby Babble

Amy Winehouse Bathroom Stall Artwork – Celebrity Smack

Valley Girl Being Made Into a Movie Musical, Radical Dude! – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Salma Hayek Not Marrying Her Baby’s Daddy – Celeb Parasite

Shakira Sex Tape Rumor Pops Up Again - The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Even Celebrities Love Sephora – Bitten and Bound

Michael Buble’ Is Already Dating After Breaking Up With Emily Blunt – Hot Momma Gossip

Someone Needs To Take The Camera Phone Away From Miley Cyrus – Hollywire

Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Batter – The Blemish

Heidi Montag Hangs With John McCain’s Daughter – Celeb Parasite

Lauren Conrad Ripped Off The Humane Society – Bitten and Bound

Miley Cyrus Wears A Purity Ring…It Ain’t Working – Hot Momma Gossip

Project Runway Season 5 Spoilers – Girls Talkin Smack

Helen Mirren Bikini Candids – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Jessica Alba’s OK Magazine Baby Cover – Ninja Dude

William Peterson Leaving CSI – Bumpshack

Kate Moss Isn’t Working For Money…She’s Just Vain – Gabby Babble

YIKES! Brooke Hogan Looks Way Too Much Like Her Dad’s Girlfriend – Celebrity Smack

Now Even You Can Have Lindsay Lohan Leggings – The Blemish

Miley Cyrus Is At Again…Sending Suggestive Pictures To A Jonas Brother – Ninja Dude

Watch Miss USA Fall On Stage – Bumpshack

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss Still Texting – Gabby Babble

Didn’t Antonio Banderas Used To Be Hot? – Celebrity Smack

Jack Black Set To Star In School of Rock 2 -Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Nicole Richie Looked Good At The Beach Last Week -Celeb Parasite

Nicole Kidman Says No To Baby Picture Deals – Hot Momma Gossip

Project Runways Best Losers – Hollywire

Jamie Lynn Spears Cashing In On Baby – The Blemish

Liv Tyler Cute In A Bikini – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Jessica Alba’s Baby Only Got $1.5 Million – Ninja Dude

Nicky Hilton Is Getty Scary Skinny – Gabby Babble

So What Does Madonna Brother Really Think of Her- Celebrity Smack

Guess The White Substance In Amy Winehouse’s Nose – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Mariah Carey In Elle Magazine – Hollywood Headache

American Idol Wash-Out Wants To Be On American Idol – Celeb Parasite

Pete Wentz Married A Girl That Looks Just Like His Sister – Bitten and Bound

Michael Buble and Emily Blunt Split – Hot Momma Gossip

VH1’s New Show ‘I Love Money’ Sucks – Hollywire

Cindy Brady Throws Up During A Radio Interview Video – The Blemish

Suprise! Tara Reid Is Drunk Again – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Mandy Moore Is Single and We Wonder Why The Hell She Was Dating This Dude Anyway – Ninja Dude

Supermodel Marisa Miller Gets Naked (sort of) in GQ Magazine – Bumpshack

Blake Lively’s Seventeen Magazine Cover Picture is CREEPY – Gabby Babble

Madonna Speaks Out About Alex Rodrigeuz – Celebrity Smack

Corey Feldman Says Next Week’s The Two Coreys Will Be INSANE – Seriously?OMGWTF

Jennifer Aniston Follows John Mayer Like A Puppy Dog – Celeb Parasite

Jude Law Hooks Up With Lily Cole – Hot Momma Gossip