Seriously…did any of you think that Courtney still have straight and normal friends left? Or any friends in the business at all?

getting the best advise for the new years from a true friend, love you @GwynethPaltrow @Goop xoxo

Gwyn’s advise? Probably something like “get your sh– together girl. You can’t just go destroying homes in the West Village and posted nude pictures all the time. Also…eat organic and stay in really expensive hotels. Go see my reviews on GOOP.”

Courtney Love was a hot mess way back when Lindsay Lohan was that freckled face Disney kid that still had a chance at a future. So the fact that we’ve never heard a story of her getting evicted before is odd.

Courtney Love is facing eviction from her four-story landmark West Village townhouse for damaging the property, altering the home’s designer interior and failing to pay rent, according to the owners.

“This is an extraordinary and meticulously designed home, and the lease very clearly protected it from alteration by the tenant,” said Astor Street Partners. The owner claims Love wallpapered and repainted “significant portions” of the property which had been “expertly applied by highly skilled craftsmen at enormous cost.”

Back in June Courtney nearly burned the place down when the curtains and bed linens in the 4th floor bedroom caught fire. It got so out of control that she injured her hand trying to put out the flames before the firemen got there.

“The damage demonstrates enormous disregard for the lease agreement and the design vision that makes the home so unique. The property does not now remotely resemble the residence she moved into,” the owners said.

Astor Street Partners estimate repairs will cost over $100,000 and claim Love owes $54,000 in back rent.

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This time instead of a convoluted, incoherent rambling it’s a nearly nude picture of herself.

You can see the unedited picture after the jump.

Where is the crazy Courtney love that I love to hate???

After showing up over 90 minutes late, Courtney stumbled onto the stage at Don Hill’s and did her best smokers-voice version of Bad Romance.

I told ya’ll yesterday that for some reason I can never help getting sucked up into Courtney Love’s crazy..and today’s story is no exception.

Courtney told You Magazine “Frances is so beautiful, but she doesn’t want to be famous. She was offered the part of Bella in the Twilight movies, and Tim Burton wanted her for Alice in Wonderland. But she wants to go to college – she’s very good at graphic novels… Frances will be fine.”

It’s true that Frances has a knack for drawing and her art does seem to fit in well with Tim Burton’s aesthetic..but its hard to believe he’d offer her such a major role.

Also Courtney’s  remarks make it seem like Kristen Stewart was just an afterthought. It sort of seems that Court may be holding grudge against Robsten because this isn’t the first time she’s insulted them.

Not long ago said that Rob Pattinson would be a “stupid” choice to play Kurt Cobain?

I don’t know why. Maybe because most of my formative years were spent listening to Nirvana and Hole and I have soft spot for this crazy woman.

Or maybe it’s just my sick need to watch a celebrity train wreck that keeps me coming back. Either way…here are Courtney’s latest contribution to the world. Her fashion choices while in Oksaka, Japan.

Frances Bean must be SO proud.

If your boss or co-worker is too close by…then you can read The Wisdom of Courtney Love below the video. It’s more fun to watch her new face as she drops these soundbite gems on us…but reading it can be as equally entertaining.

Behind The Music: Courtney Love, a special two hour event premieres on VH1 Monday, June 21st at 8pm.

My copies are censored of course. This is a SFW blog people.

The 45-year-old rock musician posted a series of near-the-knuckle photographs – which we have edited for reasons of taste – from the shoot on her Facebook page.  Courtney proudly poses topless in the shock pictures which are thought to be from a few years ago – hence the absence of her more recent body art.

In one particularly bizarre shot, she is seen crouching on all fours dressed in leopard print underwear, with a matching hat and stockings as famous U.S. transexual Amanda Lepore prepares to whip her behind.