The British Daily Mail published these terrifying pictures of Courtney Love today and now I’m afraid I won’t be able to sleep tonight. Is this not the scariest-shriviled-up-anorexic-walking-corpse you have ever seen?

I think Courtney may have taken her “detox” diet a teensy bit too far.

Some a-hole broke into Courtney Love’s home and stole her dead husband ashes. Courtney kept Kurt Cobain’s remains in a pink teddy-bear-shaped bag along with a lock of his hair.  She discovered them missing a few weeks ago, along with thousands of dollars worth of jewerly and clothing.

Courtney said: “I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do. They were all I had left of my husband. I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again.”

While we really don’t believe that Cort schlepped Kurt’s ashes around the world with her, we do think it’s terribly sad that someone would steal a loved-one’s ashes. And who would really want Courtney Love’s dirty old clothes anyway???? And what the hell is anyone going to do with a dead rock star’s ashes??? Give the crazy old lady her dead husband back you creep!

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Anyone else think Courtney Love has taken her “detox” diet a little too far? Her skin is starting to sag and she looks much older. As usual she continues to set a good example for her daughter.

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It’s not enough that Courtney Love reaks havok all over the US, now she’s gone abroad and ripping up gorgeous vintage gowns. Clumbsy Courtney stepped on the beautiful dress that Kate Moss wore to the Golden Age of Couture exhibition at the Victoria and Albert museum this week. The rip was so bad that Kate had to get creative and tie the dress around her hips until she could make a polite exit.

Then she went home and told everyone around her what a stupid cow Courtney Love is.

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Courtney Love continues to shrink before our eyes explains it away by saying that she is not into losing weight, its all about detoxing. Is it her detoxing then that’s causing those nasty mouth sores she had when she arrived at the Groucho Club in London this weekend? Of course, upon seeing all the photographers, Courtney threw on some red lipstick to cover up her oozing sores.

Her lipstick really didn’t do much to cover up her increasing freakish appearance. In addition to her over the top weight loss, Court has taken to wearing unnaturally blue contact lenses, that are so very Interview With A Vampire.

Courtney is now a scary size zero and credits her new figure to the occasional colonic and eating a daily diet of two meal replacement shakes and fish and veggies for dinner. Can anyone say, “addiction transference”?

I had to edit this to add that someone pointed out to us that her mouth looks victim of “meth picking”. We of course are not accusing Courtney of using drugs again, just merely floating an idea that would explain the weight loss, mouth sores and misguided notion that she looks good.

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Friends and family say what pushed Owen Wilson over the edge to attempt suicide is that he is ‘hanging out with the wrong people’. At least two people in Owen’s inner circle blame British actor Steve Coogan, a party boy rehab veteran that Owen met while filming Night At The Museum and Around the World in 80 Days.

And now we get to our point, and we do have one. Courtney Love dated Coogan and says that she tried to warn Owen to keep people like that from dragging him down.

“I went through it with Steve. I was just out of rehab, and he was right there with the drugs,” she says. “I tried to warn Owen. I tried to warn his friends … I hope from the bottom of my heart that Owen stays the hell away from that guy.”

Another source says that Kate Hudson actually forbid Owen from letting Coogan into his house. She knew what the deal was and she didn’t want to be around the drugs and partying. Wow, that guy must really suck. If Courtney Love says you are bad news, you just might be the anti-Christ. So be on the lookout for this guy: El Diablo aka Steve Coogan.

Courtney Love is not only featured nude in next months Harpers Bazaar magazine, but also in a photo kissing Karl Lagerfeld. The funny thing about this is that Courtney pissed off Mr. Lagerfeld recently by showing up at a Paris Hilton party in a copy cat Chanel gown. Oh the horror! Courtney denied having any knowledge that the gown was a fake and wrote old man Lagerfeld an apology letter.  Out of the goodness of his gay heart he forgave her.

Courtney also reveals in the HB interview that all the skinny girls in Hollywood that say they eat fish and veggies are really bulimic. Meanwhile, Courtney continues to lose weight on her fish and veggie diet. See the irony here, kids?