I’m sure that you too, like myself, have been wondering what crazy-old-lady Courtney Love’s been up to lately. Besides not eating or posting rambling-non-sensical-MySpace posts.

Wonder no more..she’s been hanging with a turtle. In addition to twittering pics of little friend on her head, Court filled her fans in on what is going on with her much awaited album Nobody’s Daughter. And guess what? The new album is ready and it’s like giant pyramids. How’s that for some new fun Courtney-crazy?

After being in the pipeline for several years, Nobody’s Daughter is now almost ready for the world. She said: “It’s really epic; very, very, big.

“It’s like giant black pyramids.”

Earlier this year it was claimed the release of the new album had been delayed – because of paranormal activity in the studio.

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Courtney Love is still living like a rock star and these days she not only trashes hotel rooms…she does it with her  16 year-old daughter. Eight hours after checking into the The Inn on Irving Place in New York, Courtney and Frances Bean had completely destroyed their high-end accommodations and caused $5K worth of damage.

The hard-partying 44-year-old widow of Kurt Cobain left dirty needles and used feminine hygiene products behind, according to sources, and also flooded the floor. “She caused so much damage in eight hours and wreaked so much havoc. It was actually kind of funny . . . minus the $5,000 in repairs,” one insider told us.

Talk of Love’s downward spiral has been escalating lately, but Courtney blames it all on the stress of losing more than $750 million from her late husband’s estate — but another possible explanation is the pills and syringes she’s been carrying around. On June 18, TMZ filmed her in front of the hotel, emptying the contents of her purse to reveal “a pill holder” filled with the sleep aid Sonata, “more pills,” and a syringe.

Love told TMZ, “I have not taken drugs in five and a half years but I do have a syringe in here. It’s for an emergency, [in case] I can’t see, and it’s very dangerous.”

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Just when you think Courtney Love has totally lost touch with reality (again) she says something that proves she is still functional. Well sort of..it’s odd that she didn’t realize that she looks like a walking corpse and the fact that she claims that she weighs 118 pounds is fishy.

Courtney Love has promised to put on weight after she was pictured looking frighteningly thin and gaunt in New York last week. The former Hole lead singer, who covered up her skeletal frame in a black and white coat during an outing in the city yesterday, says she has been ordered to start eating by her doctor who diagnosed her with malnutrition.

‘I know I’ve got too skinny,’ she says in a new interview. ‘I know I need to sort it out. I am going to put on 15lbs in one month… I do not have body dysmorphia. Seriously, I want to get fatter. You know, when I was 192lbs [13st 5lbs], I thought I looked hot!… [My doctor] gave me a massive shot of vitamins and told me to start eating,’ she revealed in the current issue of Grazia.

The 44-year-old yo-yo dieter is more than two stone below the recommend healthy weight for her height. Even she was taken aback by the scales after she stepped on to weigh herself during an interview with the magazine.

‘S***, I though I was like 130lbs [9st 2lbs], but I’m 118lbs [8st 4lbs] and I’m 5ft 10ins, that’s not good for someone my height,’ she told the reporter. She continued: ‘I need to start working out again. It’s the stress – you have no idea what it has been like these last few months. I need to get to the bottom of this fraud, I need answers.’

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Courtney Love says her stick thin figure these days is due to “detoxing” not dieting or an eating disorder. I’ve been calling BS on this one for a long time now and after seeing these new pictures of Courtney I think it’s even more evident that she is suffering from a RAGING disorder of some sort.

44-year-old Courtney looked shockingly frail when she was spotted in New York doing some banking this week. Pale and gaunt and skin and bones. Nice.

Court began dieting in 2006 to lose the 45lb she piled on after managing to quit her long-standing drug habit. She eventually lost 52lb with the help of a diet of protein shakes, fish and vegetables. So she says…most everyone else believes she found an unscrupulous doctor to perform gastric band surgery and lipo on her.

I know, who would have ever thought that Courtney Love ever had $530 mil to steal in the first place. According to Court’s attorney’s, “a team of investigators has discovered $30 million in cash missing, and another $500 million in real estate. Bank accounts had been set up using Courtney and her daughter Frances Bean’s social security numbers.

Courtney’s lawyer told Page Six: “I have never seen such greed and moral turpitude. This case is going to make Bernard Madoff look warm and fuzzy. We will be filing civil cases . . . within the next 30 days. There are many, many millions missing. We’ve only been able to track down $30 million, but there is more. And then there is the real estate”

She added, “There is now a web of homes which were bought, flipped and used to launder money — up to $500 million worth. Any of the property we can get back will be donated to people who have lost their homes in foreclosures.”

So does that mean that someone took $30 million and turned it into $500 million? If that’s the case, then Courtney should track him down and hire him as her financial advisor.

Spies at the Mirror UK say that Courtney Love was going crazy watching Mickey Rourke chat up other girls at the Elle Style Awards this week.

The Wrestler star spent most of Monday evening at the do at Big Sky Studios in North London trying to grapple with us, while 44-year-old Hole singer Courtney looked like she’d like to get us in a half nelson!Aware that Elle Woman of the Year Courtney was texting him from across the table, we told Mickey, 56, we didn’t want to be in a Love triangle.

Call me crazy, but I think this is one Hollywood hook-up that might actually work. These two are just batshit crazy enough to pull it off.

Ok, she probably doesn’t really hate Jewish people…but her mouth just runs all the time and she has no filter what so ever. For someone who claims to be an at peace Buddhist she still has some major anger issues over her Nirvana money. Check out some of the ugly comments she gave the Jewish magazine Heeb about how the Jewish people are stealing her daughters inheritence.

“Every time you buy a Nirvana record, part of that money is not going to Kurt’s child, or to me, it’s going to a handful of Jew loan officers, Jew private banks, it’s going to lawyers who are also bankers . . .”

Maybe even more pathetic is how she describes her method of parenting. “I’m more like, ‘You’re not going to do that, so f**k off, or I’m taking your computer, and your f**king, you know, BlackBerry.’ “

I hope Frances Bean has already started her therapy. The sooner she starts working on her crazy-ass mother issues the better.

Courtney Love….what’s up with the shameless promotion???? I thought you were all anti-establishment and that you did it all for your art.

She’s probably burned through Frances Bean’s inheritance at this point on rehab and legal fees and needs some dough. You can read about Courtney’s candid interview with Elle HERE.She  confesses to trying to convince a doctor to give her a gastric band…among other things.