I don’t know if Kid Rock just happened to run into Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber in Cabo or if they are really friends who planned to spend the day at the beach together. Either way, Kid’s pale white skin and thinning hair really pops against Cindy and Rande’s tanned bodies and line free botoxed faces.

And where is going with this walk? This is like a Ministry of Funny Walks walk.

They also never forget how to ‘work it’. Cindy Crawford doesn’t look like she’s missed a beat in these new UK Harpers Bazaar pictures. These could be from 1989.

“I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, ‘Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini. I think I look good for my age. I am not 25; I am 43. That feels like a big pressure, especially when the National Enquirer is dying to get a picture,” says Cindy, who has two children with husband Rande Gerber.

“I am so aware that I don’t want to change the way I live because of that kind of attention. So you say, ‘Screw it. I am wearing a bikini, and I am not putting on a cover-up.’ You just brace yourself for a bad picture.”

Umm..did I miss something or has Cindy Crawford, even at the ripe old age of 43, ever been seen in a bikini where didn’t look smoking hot?

Nope…didn’t think so.

I just wanted you  know that before I mention that Cindy’s now 43 year-old body is going to have to photo shopped to hell and back before these pictures will ever see the light of day. I say that not in meaness…but to point out that most real-life women have a few bulges here and there and still look great. If you saw Cindy walking down the beach in this hot bikini you would do a double take…but upon further inspection she’s got some excesses hanging over this strappy number just like most of us would.

She should totally do a Jamie Lee Curtis and publish some bikini / undie pics completely untouched.

Or you can hate her because she always on vacation in some tropical local while you  are stuck in your crappy cubicle. Either way.

Sadly, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie couldn’t make this years event as they’ve just given birth to the future leaders of the Pretty People Club.

If you ask us Cindy is still holding her own at 41 and looks just as good as any young chicklette out there.  But we wonder if her stretchmarks and less than model perfect tummy in these pictures will make her this week’s celebrity target? We hope not, in fact we would lurve it if this is the start of a “real woman’s body” revolution. Viva La Curves!

The Hanson Boys Go To Africa – Girls Talkin Smack

It Wouldn’t Be Thanksgiving Without A Britney Spears Upskirt – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Cindy Crawford Still Rocks A Bikini – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Britney Spears Is So Crazy Money Hungry Plastic Surgeons Turn Her Down – Ninja Dude

Kate Walsh Is 40 And Gorgeous In A Bikini – The Blemish

Amy Winehouse Spends Christmas Alone – Bumpshack

Britney Spears Blackout Officially A Flop – Gabby Babble

Meet The Dude That Won I Love New York – Derek Hail 

Miranda Kerr Is Very Thin – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Janice Dickinson’s Sons Begs Her To Stop The Insanity – Celebrity Smack

Christina Applegate Does PETA – Seriously?OMG!WF!

Ashlee Simpson’s Begs Photographer Not To Snap Her Smoking – Hollywood Headache 

Madonna’s Kids Don’t Get Christmas Presents – Star Blogger

Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Candids…Even Cuter With A Hat – Hollywood Sleazy