It was first reported to be tanner that dried wrong but after a few hours and possibly a few doctored pictures, the new story is that Christina had an unfortunate time of the month mishap.

I’m leaning toward the tanner ….what do you think?

Etta’s family asked Christina to sing Etta’s best known song as the family laid her to rest. But I bet they weren’t expecting the cleavage that was going to come along with the voice. I’m wondering if someone forgot to tell Xtina she would be performing in a church.

Melt down imminent.

I don’t really don’t know what else to say about the boozy, bloated Christina Aguilera anymore.

Although she called the 30-year-old singer a ‘fat b***h’ just over two months ago, she’s done it again. On E!’s Fashion Police Friday, co-host George Kotsiopoulous defended Christina’s unflattering get-up at last weekend’s Michael Jackson tribute concert.He pointed out that she was ‘still probably a size 2/4′ despite her poor outfit choice.

Trust me,’ Kelly, 26, sniped. ‘I’m a 2/4. That is not a 2/4.’ She continued: ‘She called me fat for years. I was never that fat.’

And umm….Kelly dear….yes you were.

And just for fun..here’s some pictures of Xtina at the pumpkin patch still dressing like she thinks she is thin.

Who told her this looked good? I’m not even going to insult her because I’m starting to get worried about my girl. Her rumored alcohol problem seems to be taking its toll on her. If that’s the case then someone in her inner circle should be shot for letting this happen. This look is as tragic as what we saw during Bald-Britney-Gate.

You can see more pictures of the other artist that paid tribute to MJ here…also a sweet picture of his daughter Paris wearing his Thriller jacket.

The reason…she is a total diva on set and doesn’t do what he’s supposed to;

“She doesn’t spend time with her contestants like she’s supposed to. She doesn’t participate. She spends most of her time on the set with her boyfriend.”

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Kelly Osbourne took their feud to a new level during a recent episode of E!’s Fashion Police. And guess what? Bloated, boozy Xtina started it all by talking about Kelly and making fun of her weight.

After Joan Rivers, 78, said Aguilera looked “stuffed into” a Givenchy LBD at anevent in Munich, Germany last month (and likened her to “Snooki’s Scandinavian cousin”), Osbourne chimed in: “Maybe she is just becoming the fat bitch she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a c**t to me. And she bought my house!”

Osbourne’s digs at 30-year-old Aguilera’s fluctuating weight didn’t end there. “She called me fat for so many f***ing years,” Osbourne continued, “so you know what? F**k you! You’re fat too.”

Ironically, Osbourne opened up to Us Weekly in Feb. 2010 about her own weight struggles. “I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute ragingdrug addict. I will never understand that,” the reality star, who checked into rehabfor drug and alcohol addiction three times, said.

The 5-foot-2 Osbourne, who once weighed “almost 160″ pounds, recalled once walking down the street when “some horrible obnoxious teenager screamed out a car window to me, ‘You’re fat!’ I went to my parents [Sharon and Ozzy] bawling, ‘I would rather be called ugly than be called fat!’”

After years of yo-yo dieting, Osbourne shed more than 48 pounds thanks to her 2009 stint on Dancing With the Stars — and she’s kept it off since!

“I just commit to half an hour a day. It doesn’t seem overwhelming and I can handle that,” she told Us in Oct. 2010. “I do half an hour on the treadmill and when I feel like doing more, I’ll do a few sit-ups and some weights.”

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Christina Aguilera was officially announced as the third judge on NBC’s “The Voice,” their new singing competition reality show meant to rival Fox’s “American Idol”. She joins Cee Lo Green and Adam Levine of Maroon 5, potentially giving the new upstart a more popular judging panel. In fact, they won’t only judge, but they’ll coach the contestants, too.

The show is to be produced by Mark Burnett and John de Mol, who created “The Voice of Holland,” the Dutch television obsession that the show will be based on. Carson Daly is set to host.

In a statement, Christina said: “I am so excited to be part of such a wonderful project that celebrates music and the talent behind it. To be given the opportunity to help shape new artists’ careers and mentor them to see their dreams come to fruition is a task I welcome with open arms.mI am so happy to be working with fellow Grammy Award winners Adam and Cee Lo as I feel there is so much we can all bring to ‘The Voice’.”

So I guess this sort of cancels out the public drunkeness arrest and also kills any hope of getting this hot mess into rehab anytime soon.

Looking bloated and tired Xtina’s muggy isn’t the worst celeb mugshot we’ve ever seen but it ain’t pretty.

Look for a rehab announcement any day now.

Cops say the deputies determined Aguilera was also “extremely intoxicated” … and since she was unable to care for herself, Aguilera was taken into custody.  Aguilera was booked for public intoxication — and according to the booking sheet, she was listed at 5’2″ and 100 lbs.

She’s only clocking in at 100lbs so that bloated look she has lately really is from the booze.