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Cher Squeezes Into Her “Turn Back Time” Costume Again

Sparkle-C — Mon, 11 May 2009 23:51:49 +0000

Laugh at Cher if you will…but I’d like to see any of you haters squeezing into something like this when you are 62 years-old.

Cher first put on this see through number 17 years ago for the video to “Turn Back Time” and she looked almost as good in it this time when she performed at the David Foster and Friends concert at Mandalay Bay Events Centre in Las Vegas.

Cher & Chastity Bono Shop Sex-Change Reality Show

Sparkle-C — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:12:18 +0000

This is the best nugget of gossip I’ve heard today….someone overhead a studio exec talking to his lawyer about a very interesting reality show pitch he received from Cher and her gay daughter Chastity Bono.

Studio Head: We had a reality pitch from Cher and Chastity Bono.

Attorney: Really?

S.H.: Yeah, and it was all about Chastity getting a sex-change operation, which they wanted to air!

A: No way! Were you interested?

S.H.: No. How do you make 100 episodes outta one operation?

I’m sad to say that is probably just a rumor….but someone should start working on getting this project off the ground. Who wouldn’t watch Cher and Sonny Bono’s lesbian daughter get a penis?

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Cher Is….Old? Scary? – You Fill In The Blank

Sparkle-C — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 01:32:55 +0000

Cher must have had her facelift done before the doctors figured out how to just do the “fresh” look. She looks like she go the Ozzy Osbourne package.

Cher has previously admitted to a facelift, as well as procedures to improve her teeth and breasts, and has even described herself as a ‘plastic surgery poster girl’.

She has said she felt pressure to look youthful in a bid to keep up in the highly competitive pop industry.

Does anyone else find it serioulsy funny that she ended up looking 20 years older than she really is? Meanwhile, Goldie Hawn (also pictured) is still cute as a blonde button.

Franky, I’m quite shocked that she still dresses to get attention at swank L.A. parties with a mug like that. Is that mean?

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Cher To Play Catwoman in Next Batman Film

Sparkle-C — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:18:25 +0000

We’ve heard reports that Angelina Jolie will donn the super-tight latex suit to play Catwoman in the next Batman film, but now there are rumors that it will actually be the 62 year-old Cher!

A studio executive said: “Cher is Nolan’s first choice to play Catwoman. He wants to her to portray her like a vamp in her twilight years. The new Catwoman will be the absolute opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry’s purring creations.”

I’d say Cher is just about as opposite as you can get, unless you go with Rosanne Barr and that would just make everyone sick. Cher will be joining fellow villain The Riddler, played by the always entertaining Johnny Depp[. The movie tentatively titled The Caped Crusader is set to begin filming in early 2009.

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The Scariest Photo On The Web This Week

Sparkle-C — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:03:08 +0000

This is not for the faint of heart.Cher at the Chanel Haute Couture Fashion Show in Paris this week. If she looks this scary in a photo, imagine running into her a dark alley. Remember when Cher had that great big expressive face with a big nose and she actually looked human? Well those days are gone, she’s mostly a plastic cyborg now. Sonny is rolling over in his grave, all his hard work in the 60’s down the drain.At least she doesn’t have big giant Hollywood boobs.