“Call me bro,” a message read last night, the actor’s phone number preceding it. The post has since been deleted. Presumably, Sheen meant to send the message to a friend but ended up revealing his number to his more than 5 million Twitter followers.

The tweet with Sheen’s phone number was ironic considering Sheen’s former co-star Jon Cryer has previously said he didn’t even have Sheen’s digits. Last March when Sheen was dismissed from the sitcom “Two and a Half Men,” he called Cryer “a turncoat, a traitor, a troll.” Cryer distanced himself from the brouhaha by telling TV Guide, “I don’t even have [Sheen's] number.”

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Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller both put their crack pipes down long enough to be photographed with their kids this weekend … smiling, like one big happy family.

The meeting took place at Charlie’s Hollywood Hills mansion Sunday — while Brooke was on a break from her new rehab program.

Charlie and Brooke are working hard to mend their relationship so they co-parent their kids.  We’re also told … when Brooke completes her treatment, Charlie wants to move her to a home in his neighborhood, so they can spend more time together … as a family.

There have been tons of rumors about what’s next for Charlie Sheen since he epic-ly ruined his career. Nothing is working out quite like the warlock thought it would. But he does have a few things in the works. One would be star on the British tv show Celebrity Big Brother.

The UK Independent reports that Sheen will headline the upcoming eleventh season of the massive UK reality hit, “Celebrity Big Brother,” in which a number of past and B-List stars are cast together in a house and have their every move monitored and broadcast online and on TV. Sheen, they point out, would be the biggest star to ever grace the show; the past few seasons have included Ivana Trump, Sisqo, Stephen Baldwin, LaToya Jackson, Dennis Rodman and Coolio, as well as names much more familiar to British audiences.

Yeah, I don’t think Charlie thought he would end up on the LaToya level of fame…but that’s where it’s headed kids. He needs to give Robert Downey, Jr. a call and find out how the hell he is going to get himself out off this dead end career path.

I guess Freddy Caldwell of Bronx, New York really wanted to see how the storyline on Two and Half Men played out this season. But since Charlie Sheen’s ridiculous antics caused the show to stop filming early before we all got to find out if he ever put two and two together and realized that Manny was Rose’s fake husband.

Freddy was arrested on Friday for calling in a bomb threat to local TV station WPIX-11, threatening to detonate the place if they didn’t stop showing re-runs of the number one rated comedy.

Since the show was canceled before Charlie figured out Rose has duped him into loving her, my guess is that’s how they write Charlie off. He stays in Paris with Rose…or he cheats on Rose and Paris and she comes back without him. You know Charlie Harper would love him some French women.

“Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer … Oh wait, so am I!! Enjoy the show America. Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB. Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there.”

Ashton on the other hand is super excited to start his new gig:

“I can’t wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in the viewers’ homes. I can’t replace Charlie Sheen but I’m going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people.”

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Despite appearing “unsteady on her feet” and “glassy eyed” Mueller was all smiles as she left the court house – but was keeping mum – telling RadarOnline.com: “No comment” when asked if she was pleased with the decision.
A source says that while Mueller undergoes drug treatment at an undisclosed rehab facility, her mother will provide primary care for the boys.

At least he was lucid enough to bring the smart porn star. Natalie Kenly can at least put a sentence together without saying the work “like” 15 times.

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Does Dr. Drew do rehab for overdeveloped egos?

Anyway, there must be at least one intelligent person in Charlie’s camp because the second show consisted of funny celebrity related party stories. That’s what people want to here. How Charlie Sheen got high with Mick Jagger. Tales from his Heidi Fleiss days. That’s the good stuff.

Speaking of good stuff. While Charlie was struggling with his busted goddesses this weekend, his ex-wife Denise Richards was WINNING and looking FABULOUS in the Bahamas with her daughters.

The warlock obviously doesn’t understand the theory of KARMA.

EW described the hot mess of a show like this:

Charlie Sheen unleashed his Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour on the Motor City on Saturday night before a crowd that greeted the actor with an adoring standing ovation and concluded with booing and walk-outs. The padded and disjointed show was a hodgepodge of video clips and Sheen-isms that felt hastily assembled and misjudged the patience of even the hardest of hardcore fans.

The review from The Detroit Free Press wasn’t much better:

Trust me, “this is going somewhere,” Sheen said as the crowd pondered his self-declared “radical” opening monologue. The 20-minute speech included many of his catchphrases, along with sayings like, “one giant heartbeat and one conscious thought.”

But about 30 minutes into the show, the usual Sheen-isms started to sound old and tired. From the men’s restroom to the expensive seats in front, it was a restless crowd, delivering plenty of jeers and only a few cheers.

The show had video montages throughout, including a “20/20″ outtake reel that showed off his self-deprecating sense of humor. His so-called goddesses helped him burn a “Two and a Half Men” bowling shirt. Before it was all over, he asked the crowd if the goddesses should come out again. And then he asked them: How many goddesses do you have?

The show was a reminder that the pop culture phenomenon is serious about his beliefs, but most of the crowd wasn’t entertained by the loose and disorganized attempt.

“Moonves wants to get the show back on the air. He’s all for it,” the insider said. “He says certain people need to forget anything and everything Charlie’s done recently and just move on with the business at hand.
The source added, “The core issue is, as he put it, the volatile relationship between Charlie Sheen and Chuck Lorre. He believes that if CBS and Warner Bros. TV honchos can find a way to get Chuck and Charlie to speak again, cooler heads will prevail.”

I wanna go off and say that CBS should not reward the warlock for his bad behavior but on the other hand…I really want Two and a Half Men back.

If you wanna know more about Chuck and the goddesses and the tour click here.

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You can read it in it’s entirety here, or just read the past few paragraphs below.

You can’t win. Really. You can’t. When executives at studios and networks move up to the highest ranks, they are given a book. The book is called How to Handle Actors. And one principle held dear in that book is that no actor is greater than the show itself when the show is a hit. And, in that regard, they are often right. Add to that the fact that the actor who is torturing their diseased egos is a drug-addled, porn star-squiring, near-Joycean Internet ranter, and they really want you to go.

Granted, it didn’t get real until you insulted them. And your suit may have real grounds.

But you know what you should do? Take a nap. Get a shower. Call Chuck. Go on Letterman and make an apology. Write a huge check to the B’Nai Brith. And then beg for your job back. Your fans demand it. You will never win because when you are as big a douchebag as some of these guys are, they have no choice but to snuff you. (Do you secretly want to get snuffed? So you can go back and make movies?)

Sober up, Charlie. And get back on TV, if it’s not too late. This is America. You want to really piss off Chuck and Warner Brothers and CBS? Beg for America’s forgiveness. They will give it to you. And then go back. You are a great television star. And you’ve got the gig. As I learned from closely observing Tony Bennett so I could impersonate him on SNL, this is supposed to be fun.

P.S…. buy Cryer a really nice car.