Can you image the insane phone calls Charlie Sheen got after accidentally posting his personal phone number on Twitter? I mean, Charlie Sheen is a nutbag but the people who are still following him on Twitter are possibly even more lame.

“Call me bro,” a message read last night, the actor’s phone number preceding it. The post has since been deleted. Presumably, Sheen meant to send the message to a friend but ended up revealing his number to his more than 5 million Twitter followers.

The tweet with Sheen’s phone number was ironic considering Sheen’s former co-star Jon Cryer has previously said he didn’t even have Sheen’s digits. Last March when Sheen was dismissed from the sitcom “Two and a Half Men,” he called Cryer “a turncoat, a traitor, a troll.” Cryer distanced himself from the brouhaha by telling TV Guide, “I don’t even have [Sheen's] number.”

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TMZ posted this great picture of the most dysfunctional in America.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller both put their crack pipes down long enough to be photographed with their kids this weekend … smiling, like one big happy family.

The meeting took place at Charlie’s Hollywood Hills mansion Sunday — while Brooke was on a break from her new rehab program.

Charlie and Brooke are working hard to mend their relationship so they co-parent their kids.  We’re also told … when Brooke completes her treatment, Charlie wants to move her to a home in his neighborhood, so they can spend more time together … as a family.

Winning? Not. Lame? Yes.

There have been tons of rumors about what’s next for Charlie Sheen since he epic-ly ruined his career. Nothing is working out quite like the warlock thought it would. But he does have a few things in the works. One would be star on the British tv show Celebrity Big Brother.

The UK Independent reports that Sheen will headline the upcoming eleventh season of the massive UK reality hit, “Celebrity Big Brother,” in which a number of past and B-List stars are cast together in a house and have their every move monitored and broadcast online and on TV. Sheen, they point out, would be the biggest star to ever grace the show; the past few seasons have included Ivana Trump, Sisqo, Stephen Baldwin, LaToya Jackson, Dennis Rodman and Coolio, as well as names much more familiar to British audiences.

Yeah, I don’t think Charlie thought he would end up on the LaToya level of fame…but that’s where it’s headed kids. He needs to give Robert Downey, Jr. a call and find out how the hell he is going to get himself out off this dead end career path.

Two and a Half Men just seems to draw the crazies, doesn’t it?

I guess Freddy Caldwell of Bronx, New York really wanted to see how the storyline on Two and Half Men played out this season. But since Charlie Sheen’s ridiculous antics caused the show to stop filming early before we all got to find out if he ever put two and two together and realized that Manny was Rose’s fake husband.

Freddy was arrested on Friday for calling in a bomb threat to local TV station WPIX-11, threatening to detonate the place if they didn’t stop showing re-runs of the number one rated comedy.

Since the show was canceled before Charlie figured out Rose has duped him into loving her, my guess is that’s how they write Charlie off. He stays in Paris with Rose…or he cheats on Rose and Paris and she comes back without him. You know Charlie Harper would love him some French women.

Charlie Sheen says while he respects Ashton Kutcher’s chops…he is sure he is going to go down with the ship.

“Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer … Oh wait, so am I!! Enjoy the show America. Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB. Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there.”

Ashton on the other hand is super excited to start his new gig:

“I can’t wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in the viewers’ homes. I can’t replace Charlie Sheen but I’m going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people.”

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