Carmen Electra now fancies herself a singer. Her new single off her new album (yep she’s got an entire album worth of crap songs) is called “Who Do You Think You Are?”.

Then I saw these pictures of Carmen and her unsavory looking fiance at her birthday party last weekend at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. I instantly thought something didn’t look quite right. How often do you see homegirl wearing long, flowy, breezy dresses? She is usually in the tightest, sexiest number she can find at events and this is not the first time I’ve seen her in something so forgiving lately.

Mark my words kids. There’s a new Electra in the making.

She’ll have a whopping eight page pictorial spread. Woo-hoo!

According to the report, Peekaboo Pole Dancing, the company behind the Carmen Electra home pole dancing kit, is looking to bring the new exercise to the makers of the game. The report speculates, “Pole dancing would certainly be an interesting fit for the Nintendo Wii, and it would be something to see how big of a pole they would actually ship with a game.”

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Although these images just look wrong for a myriad of reasons, the biggest question we have is where in the world did they find that 70’s bordello furniture? No doubt it’s a used porn set for some movie called Shaving Private Ryan or Forest Hump.

How Is Petra Nemcova Keeping This Dress Up? – Ninja Dude

Ivanka Trump Arena Magazine Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Kevin Federline Wants Britney Spears Video Recorded In Court – Girls Talkin Smack 

We Aren’t Sure We Like Carmen Electra With Bangs – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

The Hills Is As Fake As Heidi Montags Boobs – The Blemish 

Go See A Movie This Weekend – Bumpshack

Victoria Beckham Gets A New Ride – Gabby Babble

Naomi Campbell Throws A “Naomi” At The Airport – Derek Hail 

Friday Funny: Cybil Shepard Picks Her Nose – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

We Can’t Wait Till Jessica Biel Can Change Her Hair Color – Hollywood Headache 

Elizabeth Banks GQ Pictures – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site) 

Amy Winhouse Drops Lit Cigarette Down Her Dress While Performing – The Star Blogger

Buy Carmen Electra’s Dress – City Rag

Rosario Dawson Bust Magazine Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

I Think We All Know By Now Britney Spears Is Not A Good Mom – Girls Talkin Smack

Hillary Duff Is Still Wet Today – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Malibu Wants Britney Spears To Move – The Blemish 

“Rock of Love” Reunion Show – Bumpshack

Lilly Allen Before And After Hypno Weight Loss – Gabby Babble 

Jamie Lynn Spears Saves Her Sister – Derek Hail 

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Are Always A Good Thing – Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

The 100,878 Britney Spears Upskirt – Celebrity Smack 

Keeley Hazell 2008 Naked Calendar – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site) 

Hillary Swanks’s Booty Gets Some Love – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Britney Spears Such A Mess Even Her Custody Attorney Is Leaving Her – The Blemish

Fashion Week Wrap Up – Girls Talkin Smack

Britney Spears Wants To Do A Maxim Magazine Cover – Derek Hail 

O.J. Simpson’s Newest Mugshot – Bumpshack

Why Is Victoria Beckham Dressed Like A Tree? – Gabby Babble 

Carmen Electra In Lingerie On A Hoop…Strange We Know – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

O.J. Simpson Caught On Tape – Celebrity Smack

Christina Aguilera Should Really Wear A Bra Now That She Is Pregnant – Seriously?OMG!WTF! 

Thandie Newton Major Thong Slip – Hollywood Sleazy

Kate Hudson Tastefully Nude Pictures – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Who Invited Ashlee Simpson To Fashion Week? – Celebrity Smack 

A Rare Picture Of Carmen Electra Looking Bad – Gabby Babble

Joely Richardson Returning To Nip/Tuck – Bumpshack

Jessica Simpson Acts Like A Biatch At A W Magazine Party – The Blemish

We Really Hate This Vest That Jessica Simpson Is Wearing – Derek Hail 

Jennifer Lopez’s New Video Not So Hot – Ninja Dude

Hillary Duff Could Not Have Picked A Worse Stage Outfit -Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Jessica Simpson Is Getting Really Buff – Girls Talkin Smack

How Does Tom Cruise Manage To Look Taller Than Katie Holmes? – City Rag

Carmen Electra Bikini Candids…Don’t Be Jealous – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Anne Hathaway Smooching Her Boyfriend – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Crazy Ass Amy Winehouse Finally Goes To Rehab – Ninja Dude

Anne Hathaway Bikini Candids – The Blemish

Lindsay Lohan Getting Sued Again – Bumpshack

Nicole Richie Already Has Pregnant Boobs – Gabby Babble

Wow! Nicole Richie’s Baby Bump Is Growing FAST – Celebrity Smack

Dang..Donnie and Marie Got Old! – Seriously! OMG! WTF! 

Angelina Jolie Is Scary Skinny – Skinny Celebrities

Paris Hilton Wears Pumps With Her Bikini – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Candids – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Keira Knightley Gorgeous Chanel Ads – Ninja Dude 

Carmen Electra Bikini Candids – Derek Hail 

50 Feet Of Yummy Matt Damon – The Blemish

Hugh Hefner Does Not Have Joe Francis’ Back – Bumpshack

Sienna Miller Would So Take Jude Law Back – Gabby Babble

Paris Hilton’s Magic Cleavege – Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

They Actually Like Pink In Switzerland – Celebrity Smack

Weeds and Californication Premier Tonight – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Charlize Theron Bikini Candids in Belize – Skinny Celebrities

Uma Thurman Choses The Wrong Bikini – The Skinny Website

Rosanna Arquette Bikini Candids – Drunken Stepfather

Carmen Electra’s Lesbian Tendencies – City Rag

Kitson Selling Angelina Jolie Tattoo Tshirts – Buzznet

Lindsay Lohan Dying To Play Princess Diana – Into Gossip

Gina Gets The Boot On American Idol – Bumpshack

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown Officially Divorced – Derek Hail

Angelina Jolie May Star In Sin City Prequel – Glitterati

Gemma Atkinson Likes Puppies and Vodka – The Feeding Tube

Britney Spears Newest Rehab Boyfriend – Ninja Dude

Why Does Kevin Federline Need $25K A Month For Joint Child Support???? – Girls Talkin Smack

Keeley Hazel Topless In FHM.. I Have No Idea Who She Is But The Boys Seem To Like Her – Bumpshack 

Another Adoption For Angelina Jolie? A baby girl from Chad “for balance in the family” – Girls Talkin Smack

Melissa Joan Hart Goes Commando – Ninja Dude

Tara Reid Needs To Find A Bikini That Fits – The Blemish

As If We Didn’t Know…Howard K. Stern Is Not Dannilynn’s Father – Derek Hail

More Courtney Love Bikini Candids…Check Out Those Flat Abs – Drunken Stepfather 

Fergie On Drug Deals Gone Bad and Lesbian Sexual Experiences – Celebrity Smack

Beyonce Upskirt On The Today Show – City Rag

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Candids – The Feeding Tube

Lindsay Lohan Blames Her Promiscuity On Sex And The City – Glitterati

Carmen Electra And Her Generic Pussycat Dolls – Into Gossip

The truth is Carmen will be performing with her group ‘The Bombshells’ at the Dinah Shore Weekend as she does every year. Carmen and Joan have been spending a lot of time together since Carmen and Dave Navarro split last July, and it adds fuel to the fire that Carmen has  been seen rockin a Joan Jett t-shirt from time to time.

Too bad this is just a rumor, they make a smokin hot couple!

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