Yeah…this is really crappy. In fact I’m not sure why I’m posting it.

Carmen Electra now fancies herself a singer. Her new single off her new album (yep she’s got an entire album worth of crap songs) is called “Who Do You Think You Are?”.

I heard a rumor a few weeks ago that Carmen Electra was pregnant, but you’d be hard pressed to find a day of the week when there isn’t some random celeb pregnancy rumor floating around out there, so I ignored like any rational person.

Then I saw these pictures of Carmen and her unsavory looking fiance at her birthday party last weekend at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. I instantly thought something didn’t look quite right. How often do you see homegirl wearing long, flowy, breezy dresses? She is usually in the tightest, sexiest number she can find at events and this is not the first time I’ve seen her in something so forgiving lately.

Mark my words kids. There’s a new Electra in the making.

This is almost ‘yawn news’ to me…but I know some of you kids out there still think Carmen Electra is relevant. Carmen will be posing for Playboy for their 55th Anniversary issue that’s coming out soon.

She’ll have a whopping eight page pictorial spread. Woo-hoo!

Nintendo Wii certainly has changed the landscape of video games and gotten all of our kids (and grandparents) off the sofa. Their new goal is to get  you out of your clothes. A report from eCanada.com says that the company is working on a stipper game that would use Carmen Electra as their model and have folks pole dancing and stripping in their living rooms. 

According to the report, Peekaboo Pole Dancing, the company behind the Carmen Electra home pole dancing kit, is looking to bring the new exercise to the makers of the game. The report speculates, “Pole dancing would certainly be an interesting fit for the Nintendo Wii, and it would be something to see how big of a pole they would actually ship with a game.”

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Need a last minute stocking stuffer for someone special? If your someone special likes soft porn masquerading as an exercise dvd then we’ve got the gift for you! Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease: In the Bedroom. Yes, seriously.

Although these images just look wrong for a myriad of reasons, the biggest question we have is where in the world did they find that 70’s bordello furniture? No doubt it’s a used porn set for some movie called Shaving Private Ryan or Forest Hump.

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