Thursday Backwash

Posted on: November 9, 2006

Britney’s new Look – The Feeding Tube

Daniel Baldwin Arrested – Celebrity Smack

Ciara’s New Video – City Rag

Britney Murphy All Dressed Up – Drunken Stepfather

Elisha Cuthbert and Jessica Alba: In Bikini’s – Horny Oyster

Luke Wilson Disses Kate Beckinsale – Hollywood Gossip Whores

Rachel Bilson Smiles For The Camera – CelebWorm

Tuesday Backwash

Posted on: October 17, 2006

Ashlee Simpson Gets Skinny – The Skinny Website

Angelina Jolie’s Mother Fights For Her Life – Celebrity Smack

The Worst Picture of Suzanne Somers Ever – City Rag

Evangeline Lilly In Rolling Stone – Horny Oyster

Britney Murphy New Photoshoot – The Feeding TubeÂ

Christina Aguilera New Video “Hurt” – Hollywood Gossip Whores

Wesley Snipes and Unpaid Taxes – Glitterati

You Never Get Too Old For A Pinkie Swear

Posted on: August 15, 2006

Britney Murphey and Eva Longoria met up at Chataeu Marmount and did some very girly hand holding and like, talked about boys and stuff. Oh My God! (Read this with an 80′s Valley Girl accent)

Britney Murphy is Tinker Bell

Posted on: June 21, 2006

Disney Consumer Products recently announced Britney Murphy as the new voice of Tinker Bell. This announcement will coincide with the introduction of Tinker Bell, a direct-to-video release scheduled to debut in Spring 2007. The video promises to introduce young viewers to Tinker Bell’s “secret, magical world” where they will hear her speak for the very first time. The CG-animated feature will be part of the Disney Fairies product line that will include dolls, play-sets and role-play items, many of which will be available for purchase this Fall.

The evil marketing Disney folks strike again, with even more stuff that little girls will have to have. That being said, it’s about damn time Tink can speak! I used to hate it when I was a kid and only Peter Pan could understand her. You can only take that little jingle bell of a voice for so long.