Five years after her last son was born and just weeks after getting back serious work on X-Factor, Britney Spears has finally gotten the toned, dancer body back she had back in the day.

Maybe Jason Trawick finally managed to break her Cheeto and soda addiction. Maybe he got tired of being the one with the rock-hard six pack.

She looks good lately. Still a bit sloppy when left to her own devices, but she never seems to have on last nights make-up anymore and her eyes look clear and aware.

Maybe having a 9-5 job is exactly what she needed.

Britney tweeted this picture of herself with her adorable little boys from Hawaii a few days ago. If you didn’t know better you’d never know this chick goes batshit crazy off her meds.

If there was ever any celebrity in the history of celebrity-dom that desperately needed a daily stylist it’s Britney Spears.

I completely understand the need to dress how you feel / comfortable / throw on something quickly as you run out of the house ….whatever. But if she better choices around that suited her body type and age and didn’t look like it came from the juniors department at KMart she might make better choices.

We all know people like this in our everyday lives. Women of a certain age who never quite developed their own style so they follow juniors trends to try to stay young and fresh and end up looking like this…like a hung-over sausage stuffed in cut-off shorts wearing Uggs. Even though you try to gently nudge them away from the skinny jeans, Juicy pants and hipster Aztec prints they still buy it.

I think if Britney would take a good look at herself and start using the resources available to her, she could do a great service to the too-old-for-Daisy-Duke crowd and inspire an entire generation of girls to dress hip and fresh …just not trashy.

That’s why they hired her people. When Britney Spears works for you, you get the full batshit crazy experience. And if you don’t get it…you make it up. That’s good tv folks.

Late yesterday a story broke that Britney walked off the X-Factor set in a huff after someone botched one of her songs. But Brit says that’s just not true..she says she is loving her new job and she was merely taking a break. Still, TMZ says she was absent for at least four of the auditions so…..

‘#Britneywalksoff??? LOL was just taking a little break people. I am having the BEST time!!!’ she wrote on her Twitter page.

Earlier in the day it was alleged that she had left the panel in the middle of auditions. It was first reported by an eyewitness that she took off after a budding contestant did a terrible rendition of her hit song, Hold It Against Me.

According to TMZ, the star was absent during four auditions, with an empty seat seen on stage between Simon Cowell and Demi Lovato.

You can put the chicken fried on a hit tv show…but she’s still gonna be chicken fried.

Included in the $15 million contract that Britney Spears signed to appear as a judge on X-Factor, the show must keep six cases of Diet Coke containing 24 cans in her dressing room at all times. Also required are 10 snack sized bags of Doritos a day, 12 vases of magnolia blossoms, 10 pieces of chicken and four pints of potato salad every week.

Britney’s contracts also states she will have a beauty team which includes a personal manicurist, a facialist and a massage therapist at her service when filming. Because it takes that many people to look good after eating fried chicken, chips and potato salad.

Because for some reason Britney Spears announcing that she is  joining the X Factor even though we’ve known is for weeks is the biggest news of the day….in fact it’s so big she had to have an outfit change…

The “Toxic” singer, 30, officially announced her participation in the show during the FOX Upfront event in New York City Monday. Spears slipped into a body-hugging white mini-dress and Giuseppe Zanotti shoes to join Cowell, 52, L.A. Reid, 55, and new judge Demi Lovato, 19, on stage.

“I am so excited about this whole experience. It’s going to be so much fun and so different from anything I’ve ever done,” Spears told the crowd. “I’m ready to find the true star.”

Spears — engaged to Jason Trawick, 40, since December — changed into another sexy number backstage, opting for a purple Alexander Wang mini-dress. “I couldn’t be more excited to join The X Factor judging panel. I’m a huge fan of the show and now I get to be a part of the action,” she told Us Weekly in a statement Monday. “Simon and L.A. better watch out!”

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