You can’t keep a good rocker down.

Look at my boy on stage at the American Idol finale last night. Diabetes, booze, bleeding brain, stroke, heart trouble…nothing can stop this man!

Bret Michaels performed Every Rose Has It’s Thorn last night and looked and sounded just fine.

One day there will be a movie and broadway show called The Unsinkable Bret Micheals. If that’s too obscure for you kids..Google Molly Brown.

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You are killing me Bret! I thought you were all better and on the road to recovery. My heart can’t take my high-school hair band heart throb being so unhealthy and God forbid….something worse!

Bret Michaels has suffered what doctors call a “warning stroke” and has been diagnosed with a patent forum ovale, or hole in the heart, according to a report Thursday on his website. Michaels’ publicist, Joann Mignano, confirmed the report.

Michaels was hospitalized after experiencing numbness on the left side of his body, particularly in his face and hands.

Doctors say the condition is operable and treatable and likely unrelated to the brain hemorrhage the 47-year-old suffered last month.

Michaels’ neurosurgeon said that while the Poison frontman has a “fantastic attitude” about making a full recovery, “Bret’s brain and body are not quite 100 percent yet, especially with the hole found in his heart.”

So slow the freak down..cancel the tour…tell Donald to screw off and get well dude!

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We thought this we were finally getting some news on the condition of Bret Michaels, but then things got confusing. Tuesday Bret’s father, Wally Sychak, told Extra that he was stable.

“Well, the fact that he was talking to me, and giving me information, I thought that was great. I understood that this was a terrible ordeal that he was going through. We’re not getting information right now. I guess no news is good news.He sounded a little slow, but fine,” Sychak said. “He was talking, not as cheerful as he usually is. But I guess he is under sedation. But he understood what he was saying and knew me. Everything seemed good that way.”

But then late Tuesday The Huffington Post reported that Bret suffered a setback that could cause seizures. So really…we don’t know what the hell is going on.

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Jesus. Bret Michaels can’t catch a break. His daughter may have inherited his diabetes, he had to have an emergency appendectomy last week and today his brain exploded.

Earlier today Bret was rushed to an unknown hospital and is currently in ICU with brain hemorrhage.

Bret was complaining of a massive headache recently. When he went to get checked out doctors discovered he suffered a massive subarachnoid hemorrhage (bleeding at the base of his brain stem).

“After several CAT scans, MRIs and a angiogram, [doctors] decided to keep Michaels in the ICU and are running several tests to determine the cause. [It] will be touch and go for the next few days while he is under intense observation,” the source says.

I will literally freak the flip out if he doesn’t recover. The worst fight I ever had with my parents as a smartass teenager was over buying Poison’s first album (Look What The Cat Dragged In). Actually it was so long ago that I bought it on cassette tape. Ha! Top that young readers!

Get well Bret. Retro 80′s glam and crappy reality tv would never be the same without you.

While I think Bret is still hot in a balding, aging rock star kind of way..this the rock dude I fell in love with back in the day. I don’t care who you are…that’s HOT.

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I just don’t have the strength today to even listen to this new country duet by my man Bret Michaels and that annoying little Miley Cyrus.

Listen at your own risk.

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