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Brandon Davis Shunned At Maxim Hot 100 Party

Sparkle-C — Wed, 20 May 2009 11:58:40 +0000

This is why you can’t F with Karma. Brandon Davis spent the last five or six years running all over L.A. with Paris Hilton being sweaty, obnoxious and calling people “firecrotch”. He used to be a mainstay at every hot party and banging club not just in L.A. but all over the world. But now…not so so much.

EVEN the Kardashian sisters are avoiding Brandon Davis. The often cash-strapped celebutard hit the Maxim 100 party at the Barker Hangar event space in Santa Monica the other day looking for someone to pal around with. “Brandon came totally alone, without any friends, and was just following people around the party,” a witness told us. “He was sweating and roaming the red carpet and kept following Kim Kardashian and her sisters around. Everyone was a little creeped out.”

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Humpday Backwash

Sparkle-C — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 19:19:47 +0000

Lindsay Lohan Spotted In Utah – Girls Talkin Smack

Even Badass Chuck Norris Has Had Plastic Surgery – City Rag

Anne Hathaway Not A Fan Of Sun Tans – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Lindsay Lohan Does Elle Magazine – Into Gossip

Anna Faris Has An Incredible Body (Bikini Candids) – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

There Is Justice In The World: Brandon Davis Got Beat Up – Ninja Dude

Halle Berry Pregnancy Rumor Revisited – The Blemish

Jenna Elfman Named Her Baby Boy ‘Story Elias’ – Bumpshack

So What If Jessica Alba Doesn’t Always Wear A Bra – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Kelly Osbourne To Elope – Celebrity Smack

Does Britney Spears Have A Girlfriend? – Serioulsy?OMG!WTF!

Is Mandy Moore Dating John Mayer? – Gabby Babble

Humpday Backwash

Sparkle-C — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 16:44:16 +0000

Emma Watson and Maria Menounos Trying On Clothes – Drunken Stepfather

Beyonce Nip Slip – City Rag

Teri Hatcher FHM Magazine Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

James Blunt Sold His Sister On Ebay? – Into Gossip

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Opens Today – Girls Talkin Smack

Lindsay Lohan’s Secret MySpace Page Leaked – Ninja Dude

Shocking News: Brandon Davis Is Still A Big Jerk – Derek Hail

Britney Spears Puts Booze In Her Energy Drink Cans – The Blemish

Rosie O’Donnell Sill An Idiot – Bumpshack

Is Lindsay Lohan Really In Love With Samantha Ronson? – Gabby Babble

Dita Von Teese Is Not A Sex Freak – Celebrity Smack

Don’t Be Alarmed..It’s Just A Close Up Of Britney Spears Nasty Weave – Seriously? OMG! WTF!

Brandon Davis Is A Hypocrite And Half Turkish

Sparkle-C — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:09:23 +0000

Not that anyone needs another reason to hate greasy Brandon Davis, but I’ve got one for you anyway. Remember how Brandon made an ass of himself screaming and mocking Paula Abdul’s Middle Eastern ancestry at Paris Hilton’s birthday party? Well guess what kids? Brandon’s last name is not really Davis, it is Zarif. His father is Nebil Zarif, a Turkish-American wine importer. Brandon uses his millionaire grandfather’s last name because he is a pompous asshole and would rather be attached to money than his blood.

This is the second time Greasy B has had to eat crow. After very publicly proclaiming that Lindsay Lohan is poor because she is only worth $7 million, we found out that Greasy B bounced a $10,000 to Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild.

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Brandon Davis Attacks Paula Abdul At Paris Hilton’s Birthday Party

Sparkle-C — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 00:57:17 +0000

It’s strange enough that Paula Abdul was even at Paris Hilton’s birthday party (Another strange decision by Paula prompting us all to really believe that she does have a serious drinking problem) but it’s even stranger that fat greasy Brandon Davis floral-ly and verbally attacked her. Around 10 pm the greasy bear got drunk and rude and proceeded to throw flowers at Paula and then yelled at her to ‘lick his BLEEP”. He also reportedly told fellow party guest Courtney Love, and I quote: “I want to squirt on you”. After jackass Davis yelled at her party guests, Paris started crying, Paula had to be ushered out by Paris’s people and Brandon had to be given a stern talking to. He even had to be kept away from Paris by her security people at the after-party.
Brandon’s bad behavior didn’t change Paris’s feelings about him, they were seen out partying together again the very next night.

TMZ has a great video….CLICK HERE to watch the trainwreck.

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Tuesday Backwash

Sparkle-C — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 19:31:56 +0000

Don’t Cross Lindsay Lohan Or This Will Happen To You – City Rag

Suzanne Somers Home Burns In Malibu Fire – Celebrity Smack

Britney Spears Bikini Candids (Not Looking Too Hot Brit) – Drunken Stepfather

Holly Webber- Some Hot Chick – Horny Oyster

Scarlett Johansson Esquire Photos – The Feeding Tube

Famous Person Kids Reality Show: Sean Stewart and Randy Spelling – Gltterati

Janet Jackson’s Gorgeous 2007 Calendar – PopBytes

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden In Cabo (Video) – The Evil Beet

Kate Moss Topless and Drinking Wine (NSFW) – Celebworm

Kate Winslett Will Never Have Plastic Surgery (Check Back in 20 years) – Into Gossip

Kelly Clarkson’s New Horrible Hair Do – Girls Talkin Smack

Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson Hook Up? – Egotastic

Britney Spears Should Go Live With Rosie O’Donnell

Sparkle-C — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 15:34:31 +0000

Rosie O’Donnell has made an offer to Britney Spears that she should not refuse. Yesterday on The View, Rosie begged Britney to leave her “idiot” friends (Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton), bring her kids and come live with her and her family. Rosie’s maternal instinct has her worried about Britney’s recent behavour and the effect it will have on her kids. Rosie also offers Britney’s instructions on how to wear underwear, in case Paris has brainwashed her into forgetting.

Rosie also appealed to Victoria’s Secret to provide an unlimited supply of underwear to Brit and pals so that we wouldn’t have to see her ‘ying-yang’ anymore. Good call Rosie. CLICK HERE to see the video.

Meanwhile, Britney lowers her standards even lower by slumming last night with the World’s Biggest Greaseball, Brandon Davis. CLICK HERE to see that sad video.

Nicky Hilton Goes Slumming

Sparkle-C — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:42:12 +0000

I hope Nicky Hilton got her cootie shot before she spent the day shopping with greasy Brandon Davis. And what is up with Kathy Hilton’s outfit, heinous. See kids, money does not buy you taste.

Gossip du Jour – Someone Should Tell Brandon Davis That Karma Is A Bitch

Sparkle-C — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:22:56 +0000

Oh how I love TMZ.com. They get the best video of celebs when they are at their worst. And this one couldn’t have deserved it more. Brandon Davis, lovingly referred to at TMZ as ‘Greasy Bear’, getting turned away from Hollywood hot spot Hyde. It’s life affirming to see him getting what he deserves, but even better is the reaction from the onlookers. One woman was heard yelling “Denied!” and laughing at his loss while another blurted out “Scumbag!” The doorman was even trying to hide his smile after turning Brandon away.

Did his millionaire grandparents never teach him what goes around comes around? CLICK HERE to see Brandon’s public humiliation.

Source: TMZ

Monday Backwash

Sparkle-C — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 23:52:24 +0000

Oprah’s Latest Diet, Is It Working? – The Skinny WebsiteÂ

Perez Hilton Reality Show? – Celebrity Smack

Lindsay Lohan: Super Flasher – City Rag

Alot Of Shots Of Nicole Richie’s Thong – Drunken Stepfather

Ali Landry Bikini and Cowboy Hat, Enough Said – Horny Oyster

William Shatner Photographs Playboy Playmate (NSFW) – The Feeding TubeÂ

Don Johnson and a 19 Year Old Italian Porn Star – Glitterati

Brandon Davis Bounces Checks – Jordan Is Your HomeboyÂ

Ben Affleck and Violet At The Beach – Teddy and Moo’s

Gossip du Jour – Brandon Davis Finally Gets His

Sparkle-C — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 00:30:09 +0000

The fat greasy pig known as Brandon Davis finally got his comeuppance. Let me tell you how it went down. It was beautiful. All the usual Hollywood trash gathered at Paris Hilton’s Beverly Hills home last Thursday after the Us Weekly party. Bloated Brandon arrived with Nicky Hilton and her boyfriend, Kevin Connolly (Entourage).

Page Six reports:

“Brandon and Nicky decided to run around and call everyone a ‘loser’ or ‘whore’ – like the way other people call each other ’sweety’ or ‘honey’. ” Connolly didn’t like either word and when the oil heir wouldn’t stop, Connolly “smacked him.” Davis shrieked and cursed insults, prompting Connolly to “punch him in the face two times.”

Brilliant! The only thing that could’ve made that story better was if one of those ever present TMZ camera men had been on hand to record this magnificent event for posterity.

Source: Page Six

Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?

Sparkle-C — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:19:56 +0000

Need another reason to think that Paris Hilton is a skank? Well here you go! She spends some quality time shopping at Barney’s with her partner in crime, (firecrotch author) Brandon Davis and before the pair part for the day she actually kisses that nasty, sweaty swine! Pictures are below, if your stomach can handle it. Cooties galor!

And just for giggles, check out the bad hair day Paris is having. Manly much, Paris?

Wednesday Backwash

Sparkle-C — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 20:08:23 +0000

Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton Shack Up – MSN

Demi Moore Goes See Through – Taxi Driver Movie

Kiefer Sutherland’s “Trust You To Kill Me” Documentary – City Rag

Supermom Melanie Griffiths Walks With Kids- Druken Stepfather

Brad Pitt’s New Digs - In Case You Didn’t Know

Natalie Portman in Esquire Magazine – The Feeding Tube

The Video That Proves Paris Hilton is Retarded – The Velvet Hottub

Victoria Beckham Gets Drunk -The Skinny Website

Jessica Simpson Not Allowed To Kiss Britney’s Belly – Dlisted

Reason Number 151 That Proves Lindsay Lohan Is An Idiot

Sparkle-C — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:55:59 +0000

She is stupid, but she is apparantly very forgiving. By now you’ve all undoubtedly seen ‘the firecrotch’ video showcasing Brandon Davis and oh so gentelmanly manner (if not, got to TMZ and search for Brandon Davis, it will pop right up).

Brandon put himself into a 30 day rehab shortly after the incident claiming the firecrotch episode had really opened his eyes to how out of control he was, but sources say it was tactical maneuver by his family to clean up the disgusting embarrasing mess that is Brandon.

While the trashmouth was in rehab, he had several visitors including Paris and Nicky and suprisingly, the Lohan herself. Which brings me back to my original point, what an idiot to go visit someone who literally branded you with the worst nickname in history that you will never outgrow. Lindsay is a bigger woman than I.

Brandon is now out of treatment and has been seen out and back on the party circuit with the Hiltons.

Source: PopGlitter

Brandon Davis is off to Rehab

Sparkle-C — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 16:18:01 +0000

Sweaty, bloated foul mouthed Brandon Davis is reportedly off to rehab this week. Apparantly his firecrotch tirade about Lindsay Lohan is what alerted him that his drug and alchohol addiction had gotten out of hand. Suprisingly it was not his fat, bloated, toxins seeping out of his pores, body that clued him.

In Touch magazine reports that this will not be Brandon’s first trip to a rehab. He admitted himself back in 2001 and says he has been clean up until recently. The decision to enter this time is rumored not be Brandon’s at all but his high society Grandmother who can’t seem to get people to come to her charity events because of her Grandson’s recent bad behavior.

What makes us think this might be the reason and not the change of heart that Brandon is professing is that he spent last weekend on one final bender before heading off to Passages, a $75,000 a month addiction treatment center in Malibu. He alledgedly spent the last few days partying at cohort Paris Hiltons house and even announcing his upcoming stint in rehab to folks at the Whiskey Bar the night after that. In Touch reports he was awake for days before heading off to get clean. Great way to put your heart and soul into battling your demons there fat boy.

Either way, good luck to Brandon and lets hope they at least give him a bath before they send him back out into the world.

Source: In Touch Weekly