This is why you can’t F with Karma. Brandon Davis spent the last five or six years running all over L.A.  with Paris Hilton being sweaty, obnoxious and calling people “firecrotch”. He used to be a mainstay at every hot party and banging club not just in L.A. but all over the world. But now…not so so much.

EVEN the Kardashian sisters are avoiding Brandon Davis. The often cash-strapped celebutard hit the Maxim 100 party at the Barker Hangar event space in Santa Monica the other day looking for someone to pal around with. “Brandon came totally alone, without any friends, and was just following people around the party,” a witness told us. “He was sweating and roaming the red carpet and kept following Kim Kardashian and her sisters around. Everyone was a little creeped out.”

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Lindsay Lohan Spotted In Utah – Girls Talkin Smack

Even Badass Chuck Norris Has Had Plastic Surgery – City Rag

Anne Hathaway Not A Fan Of Sun Tans – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Lindsay Lohan Does Elle Magazine – Into Gossip

Anna Faris Has An Incredible Body (Bikini Candids) – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

There Is Justice In The World: Brandon Davis Got Beat Up – Ninja Dude 

Halle Berry Pregnancy Rumor Revisited – The Blemish 

Jenna Elfman Named Her Baby Boy ‘Story Elias’ – Bumpshack

So What If Jessica Alba Doesn’t Always Wear A Bra – Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

Kelly Osbourne To Elope – Celebrity Smack

Does Britney Spears Have A Girlfriend? – Serioulsy?OMG!WTF!

Is Mandy Moore Dating John Mayer? – Gabby Babble 

Emma Watson and Maria Menounos Trying On Clothes – Drunken Stepfather 

Beyonce Nip Slip – City Rag

Teri Hatcher FHM Magazine Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

James Blunt Sold His Sister On Ebay? – Into Gossip

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Opens Today – Girls Talkin Smack

Lindsay Lohan’s Secret MySpace Page Leaked – Ninja Dude

Shocking News: Brandon Davis Is Still A Big Jerk – Derek Hail

Britney Spears Puts Booze In Her Energy Drink Cans – The Blemish

Rosie O’Donnell Sill An Idiot  – Bumpshack

Is Lindsay Lohan Really In Love With Samantha Ronson? – Gabby Babble

Dita Von Teese Is Not A Sex Freak – Celebrity Smack 

Don’t Be Alarmed..It’s Just A Close Up Of Britney Spears Nasty Weave – Seriously? OMG! WTF! 

Not that anyone needs another reason to hate greasy Brandon Davis, but I’ve got one for you anyway. Remember how Brandon made an ass of himself screaming and mocking Paula Abdul’s Middle Eastern ancestry at Paris Hilton’s birthday party? Well guess what kids? Brandon’s last name is not really Davis, it is Zarif. His father is Nebil Zarif, a Turkish-American wine importer. Brandon uses his millionaire grandfather’s last name because he is a pompous asshole and would rather be attached to money than his blood.

This is the second time Greasy B has had to eat crow. After very publicly proclaiming that Lindsay Lohan is poor because she is only worth $7 million, we found out that Greasy B bounced a $10,000 to Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild.

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It’s strange enough that Paula Abdul was even at Paris Hilton’s birthday party  (Another strange decision by Paula prompting us all to really believe that she does have a serious drinking problem) but it’s even stranger that fat greasy Brandon Davis floral-ly and verbally attacked her. Around 10 pm the greasy bear got drunk and rude and proceeded to throw flowers at Paula and then yelled at her to ‘lick his BLEEP”. He also reportedly told fellow party guest Courtney Love, and I quote:  “I want to squirt on you”.  After jackass Davis yelled at her party guests, Paris started crying, Paula had to be ushered out by Paris’s people and Brandon had to be given a stern talking to. He even had to be kept away from Paris by her security people at the after-party.
Brandon’s bad behavior didn’t change Paris’s feelings about him, they were seen out partying together again the very next night.

TMZ has a great video….CLICK HERE to watch the trainwreck.

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Don’t Cross Lindsay Lohan Or This Will Happen To You – City Rag

Suzanne Somers Home Burns In Malibu Fire – Celebrity Smack

Britney Spears Bikini Candids (Not Looking Too Hot Brit) – Drunken Stepfather

Holly Webber- Some Hot Chick – Horny Oyster

Scarlett Johansson Esquire Photos – The Feeding Tube

Famous Person Kids Reality Show: Sean Stewart and Randy Spelling – Gltterati

Janet Jackson’s Gorgeous 2007 Calendar – PopBytes

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden In Cabo (Video) – The Evil Beet

Kate Moss Topless and Drinking Wine (NSFW) – Celebworm

Kate Winslett Will Never Have Plastic Surgery (Check Back in 20 years) – Into Gossip

Kelly Clarkson’s New Horrible Hair Do – Girls Talkin Smack

Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson Hook Up? – Egotastic 

Rosie O’Donnell has made an offer to Britney Spears that she should not refuse. Yesterday on The View, Rosie begged Britney to leave her “idiot” friends (Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton), bring her kids and come live with her and her family. Rosie’s maternal instinct has her worried about Britney’s recent behavour and the effect it will have on her kids. Rosie also offers Britney’s instructions on how to wear underwear, in case Paris has brainwashed her into forgetting.

Rosie also appealed to Victoria’s Secret to provide an unlimited supply of underwear to Brit and pals so that we wouldn’t have to see her ‘ying-yang’ anymore. Good call Rosie. CLICK HERE to see the video.

Meanwhile, Britney lowers her standards even lower by slumming last night with the World’s Biggest Greaseball, Brandon Davis. CLICK HERE to see that sad video.

I hope Nicky Hilton got her cootie shot before she spent the day shopping with greasy Brandon Davis. And what is up with Kathy Hilton’s outfit, heinous. See kids, money does not buy you taste.