French Magazine Says Angelina Jolie Has Given Birth

Posted July 1, 2008 at 10:31 am by: Sparkle-C

This isn’t the first time we’ve heard that the Brangelina twins have been born, but this time it’s in French so it looks much more official.

En exclusivite mondiale, Closer est en mesure de vous annoncer qu’Angelina Jolie aurait accouché ce matin dans un hôpital français ! La star serait rentrée hier soir en salle de travail. Toute reproduction interdite sans la mention du site closermag.fr

Translation: Angelina went into labor Tuesday night and gave birth this (Wednesday) morning in a French hospital.

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Brangelina Twins Picture Bidding War Up To $15 Million; Money Going To Charity

Posted June 2, 2008 at 10:46 pm by: Sparkle-C

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have somehow managed to make people love them again. Just a few years after busting up America’s favorite pretty marriage, and emasculating Brad by turning him into something akin to a puppy dog, Angelina has won our hearts again. Not only is the force known as Brangelina trying to adopt every needy child in the world, rebuild a ruined American city and feed all of the worlds hungry…they have brilliantly driven up the bidding war for the first pictures of their twins to a whopping $15 million so they can donate it to charity.

Our magazine spies tell us only PEOPLE and OK! are left standing in the bidding war. One spy says the pics are so valuable they would “print blank pages” the rest of year to get them. Can a weekly mag actually recoup all that cash? Probably not, but it doesn’t matter. The prestige is what counts. No deal has been inked yet. Brad’s peeps didn’t return our calls. A PEOPLE rep says, “We’d love to see the photos in PEOPLE. We wish the family well” OK!’s rep refused to address a dollar figure, but admits they’d be “foolish” not to make a play for the photos.

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Angeline Jolie and Brad Pitt Nanny Spills The Bean On Their Chaotic Household

Posted May 28, 2008 at 9:30 pm by: Sparkle-C

From the sounds of this Star magazine story, the kids are running things over at Casa Jolie-Pitt. A former nanny is spilling the beans on how crazy is it behind the doors of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitts house. Tantrums are common with all toddlers, but at the Jolie-Pitt’s they are thrown in 7 different languages!

The nanny dishes on how pizza and chocolate for breakfast is the norm and the only down time Angie and Brad get everyday is their 2am skinny-dips.

“Angelina doesn’t believe in old-fashioned restrictions because she finds them oppressive,” a pal of the pair tells Star. “So her rule is to have few rules.” So that means chaotic meals (each child can have whatever they want to eat), nightmare bath hours (the bathroom’s soaking by the time they finish), children chirping in all different languages (Maddox only wants to speak in French) and six televisions that are on around the clock.”

Brad and Angie are planning on bring the crazy to the delivery room as well. They are finalizing plans to have all the kids in the room when Angie gives birth to the new additions to the army in July.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Teaching Kids French As Second Language

Posted May 27, 2008 at 11:09 am by: Sparkle-C

Us Magazine ran a little story about Shiloh Jolie-Pitt turning two years old and being gorgeous like mama..yada yada yada. The real interesting tidbit in the blurb was that in the Jolie-Pitt household, French is being taught as a second language.

“[French is] a second language in the house, although I’m still learning and am not going to attempt any of it here today,” Jolie said on May 15. “My children are starting to speak French, so being here is very good for them and their language.”

I guess if you are going to raise a globe-trotting ~~army~~ family, you’d better them how to communicate with the rest of the world. Does anyone else find it odd that although Angie’s mom was French, she never taught her daughter to speak it?

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Brad Pitt Has New Map of New Orleans Tattoo On His Back

Posted May 13, 2008 at 8:33 pm by: Sparkle-C

Brad Pitt has caught the tattoo bug from Angelina Jolie. Aren’t they just adorable? Acquiring body art as they travel the world, picking up various and sundry children along the way.

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Brad Pitt Caught Getting High With Steve-o

Posted January 9, 2008 at 3:23 am by: Sparkle-C

Star Magazine is really dishing on Brad Pitt this week. In addition to claiming that the gorgeous Brad gets Restalyne injections to look younger, they say that he is going through a midlife crisis and is turning to partying with the boys to cope. Star claims that although Brad reportedly gave up smoking cigarettes and weed for Angelina, he was caught smoking a joint with Jackass star Steve-O recently.

“He still smokes,” another insider tells Star “He sneaks cigs behind Angie’s back.” At the Cannes Film Festival in May, “He stayed outside, smoking and drinking,” says a witness. “He looked stressed, like he was trying to get his fill because he had a limited time to enjoy his cigarettes.”

But cigarettes aren’t the only smokes that Brad has enjoyed. A source tells Star he spotted Brad smoking what looked like a joint with Jackass wild man Steve-O on a hot L.A. afternoon. “I couldn’t believe that someone as famous as Brad Pitt would be smoking openly,” the witness says. “But there he was, lighting up a fattie with Steve-O. I was stunned!”

Angie would have been, too. “She doesn’t think Brad should smoke pot or anything else,” an insider tells Star. “She wishes he’d drop all that. A drink once in a while is OK. But that’s it.”

This story isn’t entirely unbelievable, it’s a well known fact that Brad and Jennifer Aniston used to toke up often back when Brad was still a California boy. Now that’s he’s an international puppy dog to Angelina Jolie, she prefers him to be above that silly nonsense as there is so much pain in the world. If you look closely at these pictures of Brangelina from the Critics Choice Awards this week, you can see some puffy face weight gain often associated with marijuana munchies.