I’ve never bought into the Brad Pitt- Angelina Jolie split rumors. I’ve been defending Brangelina to every one I know for a year.

That being said, I think it might be time to admit I was wrong. I’m not saying Brad and Angie are heading for a split. But I don’t think all is well is Brangelina-land.

Check out the body language between our favorite international parents at The Museum of Contemporary Art event this weekend.

What’s colder than cold? Ice cold. If Kristen and Rob (see below) are melting melting..these two are freezing over hell. But looking regal and flawless while they do it.

Those of you who don’t have small children (or aren’t major stoners) probably have no freakin’ idea who Brad Pitt is supposed to be.

According to my three year old and most other crazy toddlers,  Yo Gabba Gabba is da’ bomb. Brad makes a great DJ Lance and I’m loving the beads in his beard and the hot toddy in his hand. Now that’s how you go trick-or-treating!

And could Angelina be more of a buzz kill? What is she supposed to be, a dead Angelina Jolie? Even on All Hallow’s Eve she can’t let go of that drab color pallet.

Another reason to love Brad Pitt, he unarguable intelligence. Not many actors would bad-mouth Tom Cruise or his movies…but Bradly did!

“The second World War could still deliver more stories and films, but I believe that Quentin [Tarantino, director] put a cover on that pot. With Basterds, everything than can be said to this genre has been said,” Pitt tells the German magazine Stern. “The film destroys every symbol. The work is done, end of story.”

As for another WWII Hitler assassination movie with a famous Hollywood star, he says there is no comparison. When the Stern reporter mentioned Tom Cruise’s recent turn in a film about a real plot to kill Hitler, Pitt simply said, “It was a ridiculous movie.”

This could have only been better if Brad had called Scientology ridiculous.

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Last Friday Brad Pitt told Bill Maher that he’d given up weed after becoming a father so he could be more alert. However, his Inglorious Basterds director Quentin Tarantino says that is sooo not true.

In an interview with Howard Stern QT said that when he met with Brad in 2008 to discuss the movie that Mr. Jolie pulled out a huge brick of hash, pulled off a piece for Quentin and then handed him a coke can to smoke it on!!! A coke can…that’s what I’m talkin’ bout…keeping it real. No fancy glass pipes made in Marrakesh…just a good ol’ American coke can.

QT says that Brad may not be like Floyd in True Romance anymore…but that he still indulges on occassion.

It’s all about moderation and responsibility people.

In case you missed it, and no one should miss Brad Pitt and Bill Maher talking about weed, here’s the clip from last Friday’s episode of Real Time with Bill Maher. Rockin’ a shaggy goatee that only Brad Pitt could make look sexy…Bill and Brad have a funny, quick conversation about religion, socialism and the future of our country.

*Sigh* I had totally forgotten how freakin’ dreamy Brad Pitt is…I thought I had been over him for years now but watching this interview I realize now that it’s just because I haven’t actually listened to him speak in so long…I think it’s his voice that reels us in ..not the face.

At about the 4:00 mark, Bill begins praising Brad for his joint rolling abilities and his dead-on impression of a stoner in True Romance, a role that Brad acknowledges is “straight from home”.

Finally Bill Maher’s dreams have come true. This week’s mostly A-List guests are Brad Pitt, Ashton Kutcher and Dana Gould. You just know that Maher is peeing in his pants with excitement over landing BP as a guest.

It will be interesting to watch super slick Brad play of dorky Ashton…

HBO’s satire salon that dissects the headlines and encourages robust exchanges continues its seventh season in prime time on Friday, August 14 (10:00-11:00 p.m. ET/PT), with an instant replay at 11:00 p.m. following the live presentation.

I guess those break-up rumors that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were breaking up weren’t true…again.

After all the family McDonald’s together…stays together, right?