These pictures of Beyonce one month post baby body should shut down all those theories that she didn’t carry her baby full term. Or that she was ever pregnant at all.

Her hips are wider, her legs are bigger and of course she has huge ‘just had a baby’ boobs. But of course there are always those hard-core conspiracists who will say she just put on a few pounds and wouldn’t believe that she was ever pregnant if they saw her uterus.

Of special interest…not the IV tattoo on her finger.

The music power couple chose Winfrey for the role because they did not want to select a blood relative, a source told the gossip website Media Take Out.

Jay-Z and Beyonce have chosen Oprah Winfrey as their baby girl Blue Ivy’s godmother. Most people thought it was going to be Beyonce’s sister or Gwyneth Paltrow. A source reported that they wanted to go outside their immediate family for Blue’s godparents and really…if you going to do the godparent thing…you really can’t pick one better than The Oprah.

The music power couple chose Winfrey for the role because they did not want to select a blood relative, a source told the gossip website Media Take Out. Jay-Z’s best friend and road manager, Tyran “Ty Ty” Smith, was asked to be the child’s godfather, the gossip site reported. The cable network CEO has been a close friend to the pair and reportedly sent baby Blue a trunk full of books after her birth.

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People are so funny. The minute Beyonce gave birth and her baby’s name was released…this kind of foolery popped up all over Twitter.

Sunday morning the topic #illuminatisveryyoungest was trending because some people with too much time on their hands claimed that Eulb Yvi (which is Blue Ivy) spelled backwards is the name of Lucifer’s daughter in Latin.

It seems that people believe the name “Ivy” stands for “Illuminati’s Very Youngest.” Why people think this, it’s not clear. Maybe because daddy Jay-Z is rumored to be a part of the Illuminati. It’s highly unlikely, however, that the ultra-secretive group would allow a newborn to join their ranks. Especially since the Illuminati is said to be a men’s only club.

I guess I should have prefaced this by telling you there has been a rumor that Jay-Z is part of the secret society of Illumanti for a while…another thing that happens when people have too much time on their hands.

I’m not buying into the whole…Blue Ivy is baby Satan and Jay-Z is daddy Satan thing. I think I’ll go more with the theory about B & J’s strange thing for the number 4.  These two have a strange obsession with the number 4. So Ivy could have come from IV…and Blue for Jay’s The Blueprint Project ..of which three are finished…so baby Blue would number 4.

It’s strange..but people have named their kids dumb names for much more stupid reasons. I don’t know what’s so great about being an Illuminati anyway.  How great can a secret society be if it let’s just anyone in. See below.

So Beyonce and Jay-Z are officially parents to a baby girl named Blue Ivy Carter. Sweet name.

Not such a sweet time at the hospital for the other delivering mothers. According to one guy…Jay and B turned Len0x Hill hospital into a nightclub.

Neil Coulon, 38, of Brooklyn said the stress of his wife delivering two premature girls was tripled by Beyoncé’s bodyguards treating Lenox Hill Hospital like an exclusive nightclub.

Coulon griped that he’s been repeatedly barred from the sixth-floor neonatal intensive care unit, once for 20 minutes, by the superstar couple’s private security.

He said bodyguards wearing headsets even cleared the sixth floor waiting room, booting his relatives out.

“Three times they stopped me from entering or exiting the NICU (Neo-natal Intensive Care Unit) and it happened once on Friday — just because they wanted to use the hallway,” said Coulon, a contractor from Bedford-Stuyvesant.

“They should have been more strategic about it,” he said. “These are children with problems in intensive care and you’re just going to take over the hospital like you own it? All I want is an apology.”

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The big rumor this weekend was about Beyonce and her baby bump. People have been questioning the due date and how small or large her bump was in comparison to..and then this video popped up of what looks like B’s bump literally collapsing as she sat down for an interview.

Now the general consensus is that yes she will have a newborn in February, but it will be from a surrogate. I like to believe Jay and B are too ‘real’ to do anything so ridiculous….but who knows.

These pictures certainly don’t look like a real pregnant chick sitting down.