Overzealous Red Socks fan Ben Affleck has signed on to narrate a new Boston Red Sox DVD designed to prepare infants, yes infants, to become crazy die hard Sox fans.

Red Sox Baby: Raising Tomorrow’s Boston Red Sox Fan Today will be marketed as an educational film that features Red Sox footage, graphics and merchandise to help teach counting, spelling and color recognition. But only the color red.

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Down to earth Hollywood parents Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner traveled to Jen’s home town of Charleston, West Virginia over the holidays to have thier 1 year old daughter baptized. Violet was baptized at the Christ Church United Methodist, where Jen’s parents are members. By all accounts it was a lovely Christmas Eve service and the congregation was not star stuck when the Hollywood power couple showed up. But accounts are not always true and I bet it was a wild night at the Methodist church….oh wait…do Methodist’s get wild or is that the Baptist’s I’m thinking of?

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What do the Afflecks do over a long holiday weekend you ask? They take Violet for a walk and drink coffee like they do everyday.

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First Mommy Spears-est got nailed for driving with her baby son in her lap like a toy poodle. Now she could be busted for improperly installing a child safety seat in her car, state officials say. Britney was spotted tooling around in her convertible Mini Cooper with 8-month-old Sean Preston slumped over in a forward-facing car seat. Federal regulations say kiddie seats should face backward until a child is a year old.

“It’s far safer if the seat is facing backwards to avoid head-on injuries and whiplash in case of a collision,” said California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Marshall. Spears, 24, “could be” cited for violating Section 27360 of the California Vehicle Code, which says child safety seats must be installed to comply with the federal standard. “We would have to witness the violation. We can’t issue a citation from a photograph,” Marshall said. “It’s a bit of a gray area,” he added, because state code doesn’t specify the backward installation – a federal regulation does.

Spears, who recently confirmed she’s expecting a second child, and hubby Kevin Federline rushed Sean to the hospital last month for a bumped noggin after he fell from a highchair that reportedly “snapped” and broke while a nanny was lifting him out. Child welfare officials investigated but cleared the couple of any wrongdoing.

In February, Spears got a visit and a warning from the cops after she was photographed driving illegally with her son in her lap. She admitted she “made a mistake” but blamed paparazzi for hounding her.

EDITED TO ADD: On top of everything else wrong in this picture – Britney has hot rollers in her hair! OMG! I am starting to think that she really DOESN’T know any better.  

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