Hmmm….you can’t really show off your body any more than doing a mens magazine..can you?

Appearing very ragged the couple said they had “not slept for two days” as they staggered around Mark Mahoney’s Shamrock Social Club tattoo parlor in Hollywood.

A source told RadarOnline.com that Avril and Brody looked awful when they arrived at the shop. “They were laughing and said they had not slept in two days. They were completely, utterly out of it.

“Then nobody could believe it when they said they wanted the word F**K written on their ribs.”

Wonder Twin powers…ACTIVATE!

“They showed up to the opening of Mario Barth King Ink and requested the same tats,” says an insider at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas. The reality tv star and the rock princess both requested lightning bolts, she on her forearm and he behind his ear. They were really excited about it,” says the spy, adding that the two spent the rest of the evening cozied up to each other. “They held hands openly and were kissing in a corner. Brody didn’t leave Avril’s side all night.”

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are supposedly in the middle of a divorce, but it looks like the faux-punkers may  have changed their minds.

Before the body art incident, the two hit up Madeo and Chateau Marmont Sunday night together where they both seemed a bit tipsy to say the least.

It was around 1:00 AM Monday morning that they finally hit the tattoo shop – the same tat shop where Deryck was seen making out with another girl at after he and Avril split last year.

A source tells Life & Style, “They have been friends since working together on Fast Food Nation in 2005, but things heated up last month. One of their first dates was Oct. 29 at Nobu in West Hollywood.”
Then just this past weekend, the two were spotted again out clubbing at LA hotspot Wonderland. The pair took things public at LA club Wonderland last Saturday.
“She had her hand on his knee and they were whispering in each other’s ear, laughing,” says a witness. “They even closed the club, sneaking out just after 2.”

Wilmer is not one of my favs…still I don’t wish Avril The Faux Punker on him.

Avril Lavigne isn’t even properly divorced yet and she is moving in with greasy bear Brandon Davis. Rumors have been floating around since last December that Avril was digging on Brandon…and it looks like this relationship may have been the catalyst that ended her punk rock marriage.

A source tells In Touch, “Avril is selling her home where she lived with Deryck, while Brandon still lives in his family’s Bel-Air mansion….They both needed a place to live, so they decided to move in together.”

The insider says they’ve been house hunting

in Beverly Hills and Hollywood Hills this week.

Well at least it looks like she’s getting him to wash his greasy hair and he doesn’t look quite as sweaty as usual. Still…EEEWWW.

“She and Brandon aren’t sure where the romance is headed,” the source says, “But Brandon has never lived with a woman before, so it’s a big commitment on his part.”

Avril Lavigne was partying like a single gal even before she and husband Deryk Whibley announced their split on Sept. 17. So it’s no shocker that the “Sk8er Boi” singer has already jumped into a new relationship – with Dole Food Company billionaire Justin Murdock. “Avril and Justin have been to Hawaii together but mostly they’ve been holed up at his place,” an insider tells Star. “Avril’s had a thing for Justin for a while.” Indeed, the two were caught getting close at L.A.’s Delux Bar last December.

But Avril, 25, isn’t ready to go public yet, says the insider. “That’s fine by him – it means they’ll spend more time alone!” As for Deryck, he stepped out with model Hanna Beth Merjos in Las Vegas on Oct. 2.

Source

“Deryck and I have been together for 6 and a half years. We have been friends since I was 17, started dating when I was 19, and married when I was 21. I am grateful for our time together, and I am grateful and blessed for our remaining friendship,” Avril wrote.

Now she’ll have more time to make cheap, crappy, poser tween clothes for Kohls.

Or is she just trying to get some Christmas time publicity for her unimaginative line of teen-fake-punk clothing line Abbey Dawn?

She’s wearing the Union Jack fleece pants from her Kohl’s line. Perfect for the punky 12 year old in your life this holiday season.