I once read an interview with Avril Lavigne where she said something about having a great body but not showing it off like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton because she was actually talented.

Hmmm….you can’t really show off your body any more than doing a mens magazine..can you?

My dislike for the faux-punk-princess Avril Lavigne just grows every day. This story just annoys me to no end. Avril and her new boy toy Brody Jenner liked their matching lighting bolt tattoos so much that they decided to get another set of matching ink. This time they each got the word F**K on their ribs.

Appearing very ragged the couple said they had “not slept for two days” as they staggered around Mark Mahoney’s Shamrock Social Club tattoo parlor in Hollywood.

A source told RadarOnline.com that Avril and Brody looked awful when they arrived at the shop. “They were laughing and said they had not slept in two days. They were completely, utterly out of it.

“Then nobody could believe it when they said they wanted the word F**K written on their ribs.”

Avril Lavigne is a tattoo whore. Just a few weeks ago she was seen leaving a tattoo parlor with her ex-Deryck Whibley…and now the NY Daily News says she and new boyfriend are sporting brand new matching lighting bolt tats.

Wonder Twin powers…ACTIVATE!

“They showed up to the opening of Mario Barth King Ink and requested the same tats,” says an insider at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas. The reality tv star and the rock princess both requested lightning bolts, she on her forearm and he behind his ear. They were really excited about it,” says the spy, adding that the two spent the rest of the evening cozied up to each other. “They held hands openly and were kissing in a corner. Brody didn’t leave Avril’s side all night.”

At least we are assuming they are matching tattoos.

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are supposedly in the middle of a divorce, but it looks like the faux-punkers may  have changed their minds.

Before the body art incident, the two hit up Madeo and Chateau Marmont Sunday night together where they both seemed a bit tipsy to say the least.

It was around 1:00 AM Monday morning that they finally hit the tattoo shop – the same tat shop where Deryck was seen making out with another girl at after he and Avril split last year.

According to Life & Style magazine, Avril Lavigne is soo over her (soon to be) ex-husband Dereck Whibley that she is already back on the dating scene. And guess who she’s dating???? Handy-freakin-Manny. That’s Wilmer Valderrama for those of  you who don’t have toddlers at  home.

A source tells Life & Style, “They have been friends since working together on Fast Food Nation in 2005, but things heated up last month. One of their first dates was Oct. 29 at Nobu in West Hollywood.”
Then just this past weekend, the two were spotted again out clubbing at LA hotspot Wonderland. The pair took things public at LA club Wonderland last Saturday.
“She had her hand on his knee and they were whispering in each other’s ear, laughing,” says a witness. “They even closed the club, sneaking out just after 2.”

Wilmer is not one of my favs…still I don’t wish Avril The Faux Punker on him.