Avril Lavigne was photographed out grocery shopping this week looking mighty round in the belly. Is she hoping a little fake-punk baby will save her marriage to Deryck Whibley?

Or is she just trying to get some Christmas time publicity for her unimaginative line of teen-fake-punk clothing line Abbey Dawn?

She’s wearing the Union Jack fleece pants from her Kohl’s line. Perfect for the punky 12 year old in your life this holiday season.

You can file this one under Too Much Information. I didn’t need to know that Avril Lavigne wears petal nipple shields.

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley seemed like the perfect little poser couple for several years, but now their faux-punk fairytale may be about to crumble. The National Enquirer says that the couple have been growing apart since Avril’s career started blowing up again. Mrs. Whibley’s world tour started earlier this year and her new clothing line Abby Dawn launched this year as well, outfitting millions of tweens in punk princess prettiness. Apparently…..Deryck is not dealing with the fact that his woman is bringin’ home the bacon worldwide while he sits around playing Madden 08 somewhere in L.A.

Avril and Deryck haven’t been photographed together in months, but the D man has been photographed holding hands with some unknown chick outside a L.A. nightclub recently.

Has our favorite faux-punktress been caught in an uncompromising position? A sex tape of a girl who looks a lot of like Avril Lavigne from behind has been circulating around the internet the past 24 hours.

At first I thought it might be a fake, until I heard her new single “Don’t Tell Me” playing in the background. It must be the easiest job in town these day to be in PR. All you have to do is “leak” your clients sex tape and you’ve got more press and blog posts that you can shake a stick at. It doesn’t even have to be your client. As long as it vaguely resembles them, you’re good. Check it for yourself HERE. (NSFW)

Love is alive and in Italy. Faux punk rocker Avril Lavigne and her slightly more hardcore hubby Derek Whibley have a romantic picnic while on holiday in Italy. Note the full uniformed butler attending to the couple’s needs and wants.

That is sooo punk rock.

Even pseudo-punk princess Avril Lavigne likes to get her mojito on and relax in Miami. We weren’t sure why she was staying completely covered in the Miami heat until we noticed that milky white skin.

This is one celeb that doesn’t fake and bake. That would be so, like….not punk rock.

The question of the hour is whether or not pseudo-punk princess Avril Lavigne is knock-up or not. Early this morning a Canadian radio station reported that the singer was six weeks pregnant with a fake-punk baby.

Citing an “insider,” Canadian radio host Zack Taylor wrote, “Avril is a month-and-a-half pregnant and that her husband, Deryck Whibley has been telling all his friends that he’s excited to be a father.”

Just a few hours later other major tabloids reported that these claims were false. Who knows? It wouldn’t be the first time a celebrity tried to conceal a pregnancy lately.

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