Love is alive and in Italy. Faux punk rocker Avril Lavigne and her slightly more hardcore hubby Derek Whibley have a romantic picnic while on holiday in Italy. Note the full uniformed butler attending to the couple’s needs and wants.

That is sooo punk rock.

Even pseudo-punk princess Avril Lavigne likes to get her mojito on and relax in Miami. We weren’t sure why she was staying completely covered in the Miami heat until we noticed that milky white skin.

This is one celeb that doesn’t fake and bake. That would be so, like….not punk rock.

The question of the hour is whether or not pseudo-punk princess Avril Lavigne is knock-up or not. Early this morning a Canadian radio station reported that the singer was six weeks pregnant with a fake-punk baby.

Citing an “insider,” Canadian radio host Zack Taylor wrote, “Avril is a month-and-a-half pregnant and that her husband, Deryck Whibley has been telling all his friends that he’s excited to be a father.”

Just a few hours later other major tabloids reported that these claims were false. Who knows? It wouldn’t be the first time a celebrity tried to conceal a pregnancy lately.

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