“Audrina is going to f***ing rise. She’s got class. She’s a Polish, Catholic, f***ing full-on Italian. Not only that, she was raised right. And I don’t give a s***t. It’s all American.”

She also called her daughter’s former ‘The Hills’ costars “tramps” and took aim in particular at Lauren Conrad.

“We’re going to f***ing smoke, especially Lauren Conrad’s pissy a** little fashion s***,” she slurred. “That b***h wants to bring it on? Let’s go!”

This video is definitely worth a watch…but homegirl drops the F-Bomb like mad so turn the volume down if you are at work.

They did, however, go very heavy on the photo shopping.

She may not be that talented and never really make it Hollywood…but you gotta admit…homegirl looks good in a bikini and can rock a pair of lowrise jeans like nobody’s business.

“I had a really rough day today – I got home late last night and realized that my house had been robbed,” she wrote on her blog.

“I spent most of the morning filling out police reports and going through the house room by room making lists of everything that had been taken,” she went on. “Most of the items are replaceable, but they took off with a few very sentimental things too. Definitely not a good way to start the week.”

But now that she is pissed off and wants her shit back. She posted the surveillance footage today.

See the video HERE.

After racking my brain over this totally useless piece of information, I have come to the conclusion that Audrina has traded in her ski slope honker for a cute little button nose.

Although Audrina is just a lowly MTV reality show star, I’d still say this move is still a major trade-up for Benji Madden.

Ashley Paige swim wear is not cheap, but no worries…uniforms are tax deductible, right?

Here is my commentary, for what it’s worth. Sexy Little Red Riding Hood seems to be big this year, Heidi Klum is terrifying in that Hindu goddess get-up, I have no freakin’ idea who Jessica Alba is supposed to be..unless she is dressed as a very unhappy blonde. Audrina Patridge’s costume sucks, Blake Lively is adorable as Cleopatra, Matha Stewart is believable as Medusa and the Pussycat Dolls look just as trashy as any other day of the year. I was going to give Kate Beckinsale a big thumbs up for being the classiest Red Riding Hood…until I saw the dead boars head in her basket. WTF?

I’m not even going to comment on how ridicu-freakin-lous Mariah Carey and her boy toy look or how double gay Lance Bass looks dressed as Zac Efron from High School Musical 3. Did I mention how Kim Kardashian managed to make kick-ass Wonder Woman look slutty? I can’t believe she got that booty into those red panties.

Audrina will keep the buzz of her cleavage going this summer with more nude pictures from the set of a film she is working on.   According to a report from Star magazine, Audrina will be taking it all off again in the film.  The scandal from March has not dissuaded the 23-year-old from stripping it off and the magazine is reporting that is what she will be doing during the filming “Into The Blue 2″.

And Star Magazine is reporting that it has learned Audrina will have a topless scene in the movie (where she plays Kelsey and stars along side Laura Vandervoort).  “The script calls for a moment where Audrina takes off her bathing-suit top for two seconds,” a source tells the magazine.  “Still, she’s a little nervous, because she wants to be seen as a serious actress.”

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