Holy cow, did you guys know that Audrina Partridge was this tiny? Audrina and Lauren Conrad checked out some Ashley Paige bikini’s this week…because you know A makes her living by doing bikini appearances. It’s like her uniform.

Ashley Paige swim wear is not cheap, but no worries…uniforms are tax deductible, right?

What would an episode of The Hills be without Audrina Patridge in a bikini? Still the same, unwatchable MTV fake reality show, just minus the hot girl in the teeny bikini.

Halloween night has come and gone. You’ve probably all eaten up all you kids candy at this point. Now it’s time to see just what kind of crazy and slutty costumes our favorite celebrities rocked this year.

Here is my commentary, for what it’s worth. Sexy Little Red Riding Hood seems to be big this year, Heidi Klum is terrifying in that Hindu goddess get-up, I have no freakin’ idea who Jessica Alba is supposed to be..unless she is dressed as a very unhappy blonde. Audrina Patridge’s costume sucks, Blake Lively is adorable as Cleopatra, Matha Stewart is believable as Medusa and the Pussycat Dolls look just as trashy as any other day of the year. I was going to give Kate Beckinsale a big thumbs up for being the classiest Red Riding Hood…until I saw the dead boars head in her basket. WTF?

I’m not even going to comment on how ridicu-freakin-lous Mariah Carey and her boy toy look or how double gay Lance Bass looks dressed as Zac Efron from High School Musical 3. Did I mention how Kim Kardashian managed to make kick-ass Wonder Woman look slutty? I can’t believe she got that booty into those red panties.

Audrina Patridge is no stranger to using her body for publicity. I’m sure you all remember the Playboy reject topless pictures that “accidentally” got leaked back in April of this year. Now, word on the street is that Audrina will be going topless for her role in ‘Into the Blue 2‘. If any of you had the misfortune to see ‘Into the Blue‘ then you know that like Jessica Alba’s tight booty in the first one, Audrina’ boobs may be the only thing  that gets people in the theater seats for part two.

Audrina will keep the buzz of her cleavage going this summer with more nude pictures from the set of a film she is working on.   According to a report from Star magazine, Audrina will be taking it all off again in the film.  The scandal from March has not dissuaded the 23-year-old from stripping it off and the magazine is reporting that is what she will be doing during the filming “Into The Blue 2″.

And Star Magazine is reporting that it has learned Audrina will have a topless scene in the movie (where she plays Kelsey and stars along side Laura Vandervoort).  “The script calls for a moment where Audrina takes off her bathing-suit top for two seconds,” a source tells the magazine.  “Still, she’s a little nervous, because she wants to be seen as a serious actress.”

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MTV must not pay that well. Audrina Patridge (star of MTV’s The Hills) is still shopping off the rack and scouring the clearance section. We shouldn’t fault the girl for being a savvy shopper. Who knows when her 15 minutes is going to be up? This time next year we may be saying Audrina who?

It’s always fun to laugh at anyone’s High School yearbook photos, but it’s even more fun when it’s someone as cheesi-licous as Audrina Partridge. We ain’t hating though. She looks cute in a ‘blonde California teen’ sort of way. Big props to her for finding a better hair color too.

Audrina Partridge has discovered how much easier it is to show your breasts than it is to actually work. CLICK HERE to see more uncensored non-talented pictures APart.

Is Audrina Partridge epically stupid or is she punkin’ us? If it’s a prank its a bad one. No one believes this tattoo is real. If she had gotten a smaller, less obnoxious tattoo this story would be totally believable. Audry baby, next time you want to pull a prank from some publicity…call Ashton. He’ll hook you up.

Hills star Audrina Patridge walked into an L.A. tattoo parlor yesterday and walked out with a rather cryptic bit of Chinese writing on her left forearm. And our translator tells us she’s either trying to pull one over on everyone — or she’s the dumbest person on the planet.

Loosely translated from Chinese to English, Audrina’s new body ink reads, “The rice is fried in pork fat.”"

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