Ashton Kutcher aka The Face of Twitter…I swear this dude tweets every time he has to pee! But this time he actually shared something sort of interesting. Thursday afternoon his private plane was forced to make an emergency landing in Las Vegas. And of course he tweeted about it.

Ashton and Demi were headed to New York following the Las Vegas premiere of the actor’s new movie, Spread. The plane reported engine trouble a few minutes after taking off from McCarran International Airport shortly before 1 PM. The pilots were then cleared for an emergency landing, which they made approximately six minutes later.

“My plane just had to do an emergency landing,” he wrote. “Engine over heated. Fire trucks everywhere. Good times.”

Demi (also a Twitter addict)  tweeted about the close encounter and uploaded two Twitpics from the scene.

“Yep it is always an adventure in Vegas emergency landing all!” she wrote.

Let me preface by saying that Ashton Kutcher has admitted that he is an idiot and deserves to made fun of….so keep that in mind when you read this quote from him.

“If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat… We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time.”

Ashton recently admitted he’s an “idiot.” He said, “The truth is that I’m an idiot. I am. I don’t do things by the rules sometimes. I say things that I probably shouldn’t say. I push buttons. I deserve to be made fun of.”

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Demi Moore will mark her fourth wedding anniversary with husband Ashton Kutcher later this month by taking his last name as her own. I guess she’s finally had enough plastic surgery that she is certain Ashton couldn’t find anyone younger and hotter.

Meanwhile, Ashton recently shared the secret to their wedded bliss with Parade magazine:

How he and Demi make it work
“The real trick is putting yourself around people you admire. That’s why I married my wife. I locked in the brightest light in the room. My wife and I have an agreement in our marriage, and part of that contract is that we are going to shine our lights on each other. My relationship with Demi is so solid, thank God, and we’re so communicative about the way that we’re feeling that we don’t allow space to come between us. I definitely believe that if you stop working at relationships, they go away.”

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I really don’t understand who has the time to Twitter all day..but apparently everyone else in the world except for me does. Anyway…the reason that Ashton Kutcher has so much time on his hands is because his wife Demi Moore is doing all this dirty work. And what’s her reward? She gets her ass plastered all over cyperspace.

Here are Ashton’s “Tweets.” You can also “follow” Ashton on Twitter if you care.

watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

I’m not wearing the bikini she is that’s what makes it so glorious
9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

shhh don’t tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

Ashton Kutcher hates to be woken at 7am to the sound of hammer on steel and he posted a video rant on his QikPage to share his anger with the world Thursday morning.

“I’m just recording this for legal purposes, but I can also share it with the world. It’s 7:30 AM, and I get to wake up in my bedroom to my fucking jackass neighbor…doing this next to my porch. This is my porch! This is my house. This is my deck. Right up there, that’s my bedroom. This is where my dickweed neighbor has decided to be building a house at 7AM, pounding on steel and welding right next to my frickin’ house. I woke up this morning to pounding, welding steel. I’m gonna lose it on this guy. I’m gonna lose it. I’m gonna lose it. It’s been going on for four months now. This guy’s got another thing coming.”

This rant was followed by lots of Twitter updates between Ash and Demi Moore then later in the day a declaration that it was all a joke along with a contradictory statement that he will try to be more tolerant of his neighbors construction.

UPDATE: Ashton has taken to Twitter to declare this “a joke,” and to say that he “can’t have any fun without it ending up on [The Huffington Post]:

• I’m not saying im not pissed at the banging but common. about 1 hour ago from web
• it’s a joke people not news…http://tinyurl.com/ddv8nc about 1 hour ago from web
• I can’t have any fun with out it ending up on the post. http://tinyurl.com/ddv8nc about 1 hour ago from web

Yikes! Add your own cheesy porn soundtrack here. We expect stupid fashion and hair trends from the young, impressionable Hollywood set, but these guys should know better.

Source: Us Weekly