“Ashley has dreamed of having her wedding on the French Riveria, and she’s going to ask her favorite designer and friend, fashion icon Karl Lagerfeld, to create a custom-designed gown to the tune of a quarter-million dollars. She also wants Annie Leibovitz to capture the entire extravaganza on film.“

They also claim that in addition spending $100,000 on flowers, and $100,000 on accommodations for guests that they are planning to serve Sour Patch Kids at the reception…so you can take this entire story with a grain of French sea salt.

]]> http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/ashley-olsen-engaged/feed/ 0 http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/ashley-olsen-is-socially-awkward/ http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/ashley-olsen-is-socially-awkward/#comments Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:42:04 +0000 Sparkle-C http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/?p=15872 Money can’t buy you everything. Millionaire twinster Ashley Olsen is convinced that she has below average social skills. Young Ashley revealed in a questionnaire printed in her new coffee table book that her crippling shyness often holds her back and scares her away from interacting with other people.

“I’m really not great with crowds or big groups or public speaking. I just get very anxious. It’s just something about being in front of that many people. I guess I black out – I never really remember how an interview went.”

Can you say panic attacks? Let me introduce you to my friend Mr. Paxil. Surely someone has told Ashley about the miracles of modern medicine and the wonderful array of anti-anxienty medication available for purchase on every street corner these days.

Mary-Kate will continue to work on the Olsen’s more affordable clothing line, Elizabeth and James, although The Row was actually her baby. But Ashley feels like MK needs to “step back from her current responsibilities until she has her personal life together”

You know Ashley just tore MK a new one when her she got all caught up in Heath Ledgers death. I think we can all empathize with Ashley on this one. Everyone has some dead-weight in the family.

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“Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune,’”

Why prune? Possibly because that’s all Mary-Kate has eaten in the past few years? Maybe the twins should adopt a new smile word, something that wouldn’t make them look like a crazy old bat lady.

Daniel Craig Is Bond…Sixty Million Dollar James Bond – Gabby Babble

Mischa Barton Miami Bikini Candids – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

People Are Really Buying Britney Spears Blackout Album – Girls Talkin Smack

Is Audrina Partridge Supposed To Be Madonna? – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Sienna Miller Just Can’t Keep Her Clothes In Hippie Hippie Shake – Ninja Dude

Audrina Partridge Says The Hills Is Not Scripted….(She Says Reading From Her Script) – The Blemish

Heath Ledger Is Slobby Post Break-Up – Bumpshack

Odd Couple Of The Year: Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen – Derek Hail

Lance Bass Was Married…. To A Girl – Celebrity Smack

Sting And The Lads From The Police Dressed Up For Halloween – Seriously!OMG!WTF!

Britney Spears Halloween Upskirt Pictures – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Is This Lindsay Lohan’s Halloween Bee Costume? She Is No Fun Sober – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Somebody Had It Out For That Cheeta Girl On Dancing With The Stars – Girls Talkin Smack

Pierce Bronson Smacks Up A Photographer – Ninja Dude

Jennifer Lopez Can’t Catch An Acting Break – The Blemish

Words Of Wisdom From Bill Cosby – Bumpshack

Ashley Olsen Hooks Up With Lance Armstrong – Gabby Babble

Christina Milian’s Vampire Marie Antoinette  Halloween Costume – Derek Hail 

Danille Lloyd Confuses Lingerie For A Halloween Costume – Celebrity Smack

Nadine Velasquez From My Name Is Earl Risque Photoshoot – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

You can’t tell me that they couldn’t even come off the hip with minimum wage?

Steven Tyler Has Man Boobs – City Rag

Ashely Olsen Wearing A Very See Thru Skirt – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Sara Silverman Maxim Magazine Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Paris Hilton’s Neighbors Want Her To Move -Into Gossip

Paris Hilton Weak and Lathargic in Jail..May Be Force Fed – Derek Hail

Kelly Clarkson Has Gained 32 Pounds – The Blemish

Liv Tyler Says Yes To Plastic Surgery – Bumpshack

Suri Cruise Calls For Help – Gabby Babble

Now We Know Maria Menounos Doesn’t Wear A Bra – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Nicole Richie DUI Trail Delayed Three Weeks – Celebrity Smack

Is Suri Cruise Really Cute or Really Strange Looking? – Seriously? OMG! WTF! 

That ruins it for me. I feel sure the Olsen’s could pull off evil twins, but good guys…not so much.

Paulina Porizkova First One To Get The Boot On ‘Dancing With The Stars’ – Bumpshack

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Getting Matching Nose Jobs – The Blemish

Alaina Alexander: Another American Idol Gone Bad – Celebrity Smack

Lindsay Lohan Still Hates Father – Derek Hail

What Is It With Tyra Banks and Boob Touching? – Drunken Stepfather

Michelle Marsh Maxim Magazine Photos – The Feeding Tube

Oliver Hudson (You Know, Kate’s Bro) and Wife Expecting-Glitterati

Paris Hilton Buys Another Pet She Won’t Love – Into Gossip

Britney Spears Finds Love In Rehab – Celebrity Smack

Kate Moss Pisses Off PETA – Derek Hail

Jessica Simpson Wants To Adopt – The Blemish

Britney Spears Gets More Special Treatment In Rehab – City Rag

Ashley Olsen Joins The Show My Bra Trend – Drunken Stepfather

New Still From Pirates Of The Carribean 3 – Girls Talkin Smack

Paris Hilton Is So Trashy Fishnets Look Right On Her – The Feeding Tube

David Beckham Gets A Movie Role Before Posh! – Glitterati

Simon Cowell Begs Ryan Seacrest To Come Out Of The Closet – Ninja Dude

Even Tara Reid’s Feet Look Worn Out – Celebrity Smack

Wanna See Carmen Electra Topless? – City Rag

Evangeline Lilly Sure Is Cute – Horny Oyster

The Girl Formerly Known As Ashlee Simpson – The Feeding Tube

Jon Bon Jovi Thinks Denise Richards Is The Band’s Yoko Ono- Glitterati 

Jessica Simpson’s Hair Is Really Dark – CelebWorm

Adrianne Curry Really Is Hot…Although Very Annoying – Derek Hail

Jessica Simpson Wants To Learn To Speak French – Into Gossip 

Lindsay Lohan Still Going To AA – Ninja Dude

Source: People