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Ashley Olsen Engaged

Sparkle-C — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:16:46 +0000

Little Ashley Olsen is all grown up and getting married. The National Enquirer is reporting that Ashley and her boyfriend of seven months, Justin, Bartha, are engaged and planning to get married next summer at the Hotel du Cap Eden Roc in the French Riveria.

“Ashley has dreamed of having her wedding on the French Riveria, and she’s going to ask her favorite designer and friend, fashion icon Karl Lagerfeld, to create a custom-designed gown to the tune of a quarter-million dollars. She also wants Annie Leibovitz to capture the entire extravaganza on film.“

They also claim that in addition spending $100,000 on flowers, and $100,000 on accommodations for guests that they are planning to serve Sour Patch Kids at the reception…so you can take this entire story with a grain of French sea salt.

Ashley Olsen Is Socially Awkward

Sparkle-C — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:42:04 +0000

Money can’t buy you everything. Millionaire twinster Ashley Olsen is convinced that she has below average social skills. Young Ashley revealed in a questionnaire printed in her new coffee table book that her crippling shyness often holds her back and scares her away from interacting with other people.

“I’m really not great with crowds or big groups or public speaking. I just get very anxious. It’s just something about being in front of that many people. I guess I black out – I never really remember how an interview went.”

Can you say panic attacks? Let me introduce you to my friend Mr. Paxil. Surely someone has told Ashley about the miracles of modern medicine and the wonderful array of anti-anxienty medication available for purchase on every street corner these days.

Ashley Olsen Fires Mary-Kate Olsen From The Row

Sparkle-C — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:14:02 +0000

Ashley Olsen is fed up with her sister’s BS and has dismissed her from her duties on the twins couture clothing line The Row. Mary-Kate Olsen does not share the same work ethic as her sister these days and it’s caused a serious row in their relationship. MK’s unwillingness to give up her party-girl lifestyle and focus on the business has resulted in a major Olsen demotion.

Mary-Kate will continue to work on the Olsen’s more affordable clothing line, Elizabeth and James, although The Row was actually her baby. But Ashley feels like MK needs to “step back from her current responsibilities until she has her personal life together”

You know Ashley just tore MK a new one when her she got all caught up in Heath Ledgers death. I think we can all empathize with Ashley on this one. Everyone has some dead-weight in the family.

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The Secret Behind Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsens’ Smiles

Sparkle-C — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:08:15 +0000

We never really get alot of insight into Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s private lives, but today MSNBC reported something pretty interesting, or not, depends on how bored you are at work today.

“Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune,’”

Why prune? Possibly because that’s all Mary-Kate has eaten in the past few years? Maybe the twins should adopt a new smile word, something that wouldn’t make them look like a crazy old bat lady.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Australian Bikini Candids

Sparkle-C — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:06:12 +0000

We are shocked to be writing that both Mary-Kate Olsen and her sister Ashley Olsen don’t look half bad in a bikini these days. Way to go girls!

Thursday Backwash

Sparkle-C — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:08:00 +0000

Trailer For Will Ferrell’s New Movie Semi-Pro- CraveOnline

Daniel Craig Is Bond…Sixty Million Dollar James Bond – Gabby Babble

Mischa Barton Miami Bikini Candids – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

People Are Really Buying Britney Spears Blackout Album – Girls Talkin Smack

Is Audrina Partridge Supposed To Be Madonna? – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Sienna Miller Just Can’t Keep Her Clothes In Hippie Hippie Shake – Ninja Dude

Audrina Partridge Says The Hills Is Not Scripted….(She Says Reading From Her Script) – The Blemish

Heath Ledger Is Slobby Post Break-Up – Bumpshack

Odd Couple Of The Year: Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen – Derek Hail

Lance Bass Was Married…. To A Girl – Celebrity Smack

Sting And The Lads From The Police Dressed Up For Halloween – Seriously!OMG!WTF!

Britney Spears Halloween Upskirt Pictures – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Halloween Backwash

Sparkle-C — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:39:58 +0000

Cheesy-est Movie Deaths Ever – CraveOnline

Is This Lindsay Lohan’s Halloween Bee Costume? She Is No Fun Sober – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Somebody Had It Out For That Cheeta Girl On Dancing With The Stars – Girls Talkin Smack

Pierce Bronson Smacks Up A Photographer – Ninja Dude

Jennifer Lopez Can’t Catch An Acting Break – The Blemish

Words Of Wisdom From Bill Cosby – Bumpshack

Ashley Olsen Hooks Up With Lance Armstrong – Gabby Babble

Christina Milian’s Vampire Marie Antoinette Halloween Costume – Derek Hail

Danille Lloyd Confuses Lingerie For A Halloween Costume – Celebrity Smack

Nadine Velasquez From My Name Is Earl Risque Photoshoot – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

What Was Ashley Olsen For Halloween?

Sparkle-C — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:01:09 +0000

We’ve been racking our brains around here trying to figure out what Ashley Olsen was supposed to be dressed as for Halloween and so far all we can come up with is a Dead Little Bo Peep. If any of you kids have a better guess, please let us know.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Looking For Interns

Sparkle-C — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:10:21 +0000

Need a summer job? Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are looking for (unpaid) interns for their couture line, The Row. It’s sad that two of Hollywood’s richest chicks–worth, according to Forbes, around $50 million each–want to work some young fashion wannabe’s to death for free. According to the ad they placed on Craigs List, the job is not without it perks. The generous twins are offering a free metro card to the lucky girls that get that job.

You can’t tell me that they couldn’t even come off the hip with minimum wage?

Humpday Backwash

Sparkle-C — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 21:14:26 +0000

Jack Osbourne Claims He Had Sex With Paris Hilton…That’s A Shocker – Ninja Dude

Steven Tyler Has Man Boobs – City Rag

Ashely Olsen Wearing A Very See Thru Skirt – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Sara Silverman Maxim Magazine Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Paris Hilton’s Neighbors Want Her To Move -Into Gossip

Paris Hilton Weak and Lathargic in Jail..May Be Force Fed – Derek Hail

Kelly Clarkson Has Gained 32 Pounds – The Blemish

Liv Tyler Says Yes To Plastic Surgery – Bumpshack

Suri Cruise Calls For Help – Gabby Babble

Now We Know Maria Menounos Doesn’t Wear A Bra – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Nicole Richie DUI Trail Delayed Three Weeks – Celebrity Smack

Is Suri Cruise Really Cute or Really Strange Looking? – Seriously? OMG! WTF!