Little Ashley Olsen is all grown up and getting married. The National Enquirer is reporting that Ashley and her boyfriend of seven months, Justin, Bartha, are engaged and planning to get married next summer at the Hotel du Cap Eden Roc in the French Riveria.

“Ashley has dreamed of having her wedding on the French Riveria, and she’s going to ask her favorite designer and friend, fashion icon Karl Lagerfeld, to create a custom-designed gown to the tune of a quarter-million dollars. She also wants Annie Leibovitz to capture the entire extravaganza on film.“

They also claim that in addition spending $100,000 on flowers, and $100,000 on accommodations for guests that they are planning to serve Sour Patch Kids at the reception…so you can take this entire story with a grain of French sea salt.

Money can’t buy you everything. Millionaire twinster Ashley Olsen is convinced that she has below average social skills. Young Ashley revealed in a questionnaire printed in her new coffee table book that her crippling shyness often holds her back and scares her away from interacting with other people.

“I’m really not great with crowds or big groups or public speaking. I just get very anxious. It’s just something about being in front of that many people. I guess I black out – I never really remember how an interview went.”

Can you say panic attacks? Let me introduce you to my friend Mr. Paxil. Surely someone has told Ashley about the miracles of modern medicine and the wonderful array of anti-anxienty medication available for purchase on every street corner these days.

Ashley Olsen is fed up with her sister’s BS and has dismissed her from her duties on the twins couture clothing line The Row. Mary-Kate Olsen does not share the same work ethic as her sister these days and it’s caused a serious row in their relationship. MK’s unwillingness to give up her party-girl lifestyle and focus on the business has resulted in a major Olsen demotion.

Mary-Kate will continue to work on the Olsen’s more affordable clothing line, Elizabeth and James, although The Row was actually her baby. But Ashley feels like MK needs to “step back from her current responsibilities until she has her personal life together”

You know Ashley just tore MK a new one when her she got all caught up in Heath Ledgers death. I think we can all empathize with Ashley on this one. Everyone has some dead-weight in the family.

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We never really get alot of insight into Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s private lives, but today MSNBC reported something pretty interesting, or not, depends on how bored you are at work today.

“Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune,’”

Why prune? Possibly because that’s all Mary-Kate has eaten in the past few years? Maybe the twins should adopt a new smile word, something that wouldn’t make them look like a crazy old bat lady.

We are shocked to be writing that both Mary-Kate Olsen and her sister Ashley Olsen don’t look half bad in a bikini these days. Way to go girls!

Trailer For Will Ferrell’s New Movie Semi-Pro- CraveOnline

Daniel Craig Is Bond…Sixty Million Dollar James Bond – Gabby Babble

Mischa Barton Miami Bikini Candids – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

People Are Really Buying Britney Spears Blackout Album – Girls Talkin Smack

Is Audrina Partridge Supposed To Be Madonna? – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Sienna Miller Just Can’t Keep Her Clothes In Hippie Hippie Shake – Ninja Dude

Audrina Partridge Says The Hills Is Not Scripted….(She Says Reading From Her Script) – The Blemish

Heath Ledger Is Slobby Post Break-Up – Bumpshack

Odd Couple Of The Year: Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen – Derek Hail

Lance Bass Was Married…. To A Girl – Celebrity Smack

Sting And The Lads From The Police Dressed Up For Halloween – Seriously!OMG!WTF!

Britney Spears Halloween Upskirt Pictures – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Cheesy-est Movie Deaths Ever – CraveOnline

Is This Lindsay Lohan’s Halloween Bee Costume? She Is No Fun Sober – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Somebody Had It Out For That Cheeta Girl On Dancing With The Stars – Girls Talkin Smack

Pierce Bronson Smacks Up A Photographer – Ninja Dude

Jennifer Lopez Can’t Catch An Acting Break – The Blemish

Words Of Wisdom From Bill Cosby – Bumpshack

Ashley Olsen Hooks Up With Lance Armstrong – Gabby Babble

Christina Milian’s Vampire Marie Antoinette  Halloween Costume – Derek Hail 

Danille Lloyd Confuses Lingerie For A Halloween Costume – Celebrity Smack

Nadine Velasquez From My Name Is Earl Risque Photoshoot – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

We’ve been racking our brains around here trying to figure out what Ashley Olsen was supposed to be dressed as for Halloween and so far all we can come up with is a Dead Little Bo Peep. If any of you kids have a better guess, please let us know.