We never really get alot of insight into Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s private lives, but today MSNBC reported something pretty interesting, or not, depends on how bored you are at work today.

“Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune,’”

Why prune? Possibly because that’s all Mary-Kate has eaten in the past few years? Maybe the twins should adopt a new smile word, something that wouldn’t make them look like a crazy old bat lady.

We are shocked to be writing that both Mary-Kate Olsen and her sister Ashley Olsen don’t look half bad in a bikini these days. Way to go girls!

Trailer For Will Ferrell’s New Movie Semi-Pro- CraveOnline

Daniel Craig Is Bond…Sixty Million Dollar James Bond - Gabby Babble

Mischa Barton Miami Bikini Candids - The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

People Are Really Buying Britney Spears Blackout Album - Girls Talkin Smack

Is Audrina Partridge Supposed To Be Madonna? - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Sienna Miller Just Can’t Keep Her Clothes In Hippie Hippie Shake - Ninja Dude

Audrina Partridge Says The Hills Is Not Scripted….(She Says Reading From Her Script) - The Blemish

Heath Ledger Is Slobby Post Break-Up - Bumpshack

Odd Couple Of The Year: Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen - Derek Hail

Lance Bass Was Married…. To A Girl - Celebrity Smack

Sting And The Lads From The Police Dressed Up For Halloween - Seriously!OMG!WTF!

Britney Spears Halloween Upskirt Pictures - Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Cheesy-est Movie Deaths Ever - CraveOnline

Is This Lindsay Lohan’s Halloween Bee Costume? She Is No Fun Sober - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Somebody Had It Out For That Cheeta Girl On Dancing With The Stars - Girls Talkin Smack

Pierce Bronson Smacks Up A Photographer - Ninja Dude

Jennifer Lopez Can’t Catch An Acting Break - The Blemish

Words Of Wisdom From Bill Cosby - Bumpshack

Ashley Olsen Hooks Up With Lance Armstrong - Gabby Babble

Christina Milian’s Vampire Marie Antoinette  Halloween Costume - Derek Hail 

Danille Lloyd Confuses Lingerie For A Halloween Costume - Celebrity Smack

Nadine Velasquez From My Name Is Earl Risque Photoshoot - Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

We’ve been racking our brains around here trying to figure out what Ashley Olsen was supposed to be dressed as for Halloween and so far all we can come up with is a Dead Little Bo Peep. If any of you kids have a better guess, please let us know.

Need a summer job? Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are looking for (unpaid) interns for their couture line, The Row. It’s sad that two of Hollywood’s richest chicks–worth, according to Forbes, around $50 million each–want to work some young fashion wannabe’s to death for free. According to the ad they placed on Craigs List, the job is not without it perks. The generous twins are offering a free metro card to the lucky girls that get that job.

You can’t tell me that they couldn’t even come off the hip with minimum wage?

Jack Osbourne Claims He Had Sex With Paris Hilton…That’s A Shocker - Ninja Dude

Steven Tyler Has Man Boobs - City Rag

Ashely Olsen Wearing A Very See Thru Skirt - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Sara Silverman Maxim Magazine Pictures - The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Paris Hilton’s Neighbors Want Her To Move -Into Gossip

Paris Hilton Weak and Lathargic in Jail..May Be Force Fed - Derek Hail

Kelly Clarkson Has Gained 32 Pounds - The Blemish

Liv Tyler Says Yes To Plastic Surgery - Bumpshack

Suri Cruise Calls For Help - Gabby Babble

Now We Know Maria Menounos Doesn’t Wear A Bra - Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Nicole Richie DUI Trail Delayed Three Weeks - Celebrity Smack

Is Suri Cruise Really Cute or Really Strange Looking? - Seriously? OMG! WTF! 

Rumor is the producers of the next Bond movie, Bond 22, are desperate to have Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen be the first Twin Bond Girls. In fact, the Olsen Twins have been promised if they sign on they will be a no nudity and no sex scene clause, and they girls will play good Bond girls not villians.

That ruins it for me. I feel sure the Olsen’s could pull off evil twins, but good guys…not so much.