Speaking on his online show ‘Mitch Winehouse’s Showbiz Rant’, Mitch said as he pointed to his chest: “It wasn’t because she had a cold. She’s fine, she just had a little leaky something or other.”

A friend of Amy’s added to Britain’s Daily Mirror : “She saw something oozing out of her top. To see stuff seeping out was horrible.”

I apologize if that was TMI first thing in the morning.

“Amy used to stuff toilet roll in her bra, so decided to get her boobs enlarged. If it boosts her confidence and helps her move forward it can only be a good thing,” a spy spills.

However, a spokesperson for the hitmaker will not confirm the report, saying only that Amy had been in hospital for a “routine procedure.”

To the left a picture of Amy Winehouse on stage last year about this time and on the right Amy on stage at the V Festival in England this weekend.

No more scabs…no more cracked-out eyes and she may have even gained a few pounds. She almost looks human again. Good job Wino.

Amy Winehouse is back in the UK from her unusually long vacation in St. Lucia and looking better than we’ve seen her in …..well…ever!

Amy Winehouse has got her little junkie fingers into everything these days…everything that is..except making music. She just canceled her big comback show in London a few days ago for undisclosed reasons, but don’t worry. She’s staying busy working on that documentary about her whacked out life and her new clothing line for PPQ.

Yep. A clothing line designed by dirty ballet-flat wearing Amy Winehouse. PPQ has also teamed with trashy Peaches Geldof in the past if that gives you any idea of the direction they like to go in.

According to Marie Claire UK, Amy will reportedly design a capsule collection for Amy Molyneaux and Percy Parker’s fashion line, set to be a homage to the starlet’s look.

Molyneaux says: “Yes there have been talks with Amy and we are now in the first stages of the project. The range will be all about high-end statement pieces, inspired by Amy’s style. For example, maybe a dress or an amazing piece of jewelery like a bracelet. It’s going to be distributed online, we are going to be providing all materials and doing the design, but Amy will definitely be involved in the creative process.”

Next fall everyone in London will be rockin dirty pink slippers, red bras and dirty cut-off denim shorts.

“Amy and her family will be the subject of a new documentary later this year from respected Israeli-American interviewer Daphne Barak whose subjects over the years have included celebrities, royalty, world leaders, and international personalities.

“The journalist spent time with Amy and her family recently on St. Lucia and in true honest to goodness Amy style the doc will be a truthful and revealing look at her complicated life.”

So instead of concentrating on getting better and getting back to being what the universe wanted her to be…she going to be doing this crap for  the next six months.

The Daily Sun reports that Amy’s concert was such a hot mess and the boo’s were so loud that the singer got frustrated and just left. Amy’s people, or course, say that bad weather was the reason that she bailed.

After taking to stage at the St Lucia Jazz Festival in a tight-fitting blue dress and white high heels, it was reported that Amy, 25, appeared to struggle with her balance and stumbled through the lyrics of her songs. When the crowd began to jeer, the Back to Black star is alleged to have shouted ‘**** you’ back to the audience at least twice before leaving the stage.

However Amy’s spokesman claims the star was forced to abandon the show because of weather conditions which caused technical difficulties.He said: ‘Amy would like to express her disappointment that weather forced the abandonment of her show at the St Lucia Jazz Festival last night.

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”That better be a mistake or I’ll beat his head in. Oh great, he’s had it with some . . . I don’t wanna know- don’t tell me any more”, she shrieked. I taught the man how to love, that’s why he’s so beautiful. And I see him, not as having this baby for me or it being my baby too but . . .My turn now, my turn now! Come on! Twins you know! “I’ve got loads of twins in my family, I need to have twins. I want a big family. Twin boys first, two girls and then a baby after that can be a boy or a girl. I want it so much.”

While I was hoping that she might give up the bee-hive now that she is clean and see’s how ridic it looks, at least someone got her a clean wig and new pair of clean pink ballet slippers.

Other than the silly wig and Cleopatra eyeliner…I’m digging the new improved sweater dressed Amy Winehouse.

Sounds like a good move, and some sources say this move if proof that Amy is finally ready to turn her life around. She’s getting rid of that junkie husband, getting clean and tan in St. Lucia and she has somehow nabbed a headliner spot in the 2009 Coachella lineup.

Can you say major comeback, kids?

Now on to the juice about Wino’s new man. An island insider told  UK’s Sun, “Amy has met another chap and they are getting on really well. She has had her eye on this bloke for a while. He is another clean-cut, handsome, healthy bloke, much like Josh. He teaches tennis and other sports at the resort where Amy stayed before she moved to the villa. Amy’s really into him.”

Boy she sure has done a 180 in her choice of men. She went from cracked-out-heroin-junkies to athletic pretty boys.

“We keep catching her crawling past bars or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off like a squirrel with a nut.”

The entire staff at the resort and most of the guest are sick of Amy’s erratic behavior and want her to get the hell out. Not only is she swiping booze, she is freaking out on the guests on a whim too.

“One minute she is very pleasant saying, ‘Alright darling’ and talking to people and having photos taken. Then next she is throwing things and swearing her head off.”

I’m sure when she finally packs up and heads back to London, we will hear tons of stories from the staff and other guests. Be prepared for some crazy recovering junkie stories.

You can’t really blame Josh Bowman for shying away from Wino at first. I mean, she’s been a dirty junkie for the past several years. I wouldn’t want her cooties on me either.

But I sort of think she looks cleaner now for some reason. Maybe it’s the absence of the nasty wig or maybe seeing dry herself out in the sunshine over the past few weeks…..but I definitely think she looks much less nasty.

Seriously.

Are you done laughing? Before you judge, think about this..have you ever seen a fat chick on the high wire?

One of these blonde bunnies from The Girls Next Door swears by trap swinging to keep her body looking tight for Hef.

It seems a bit silly, ridiculous and extreme, but the fitness industry is so freakin’ trendy I’m sure Bally will be offering trap classes soon. At 7:15pm on Mondays, right after the strip tease aerobics class.