Amy Winehouse has been admitted to the hospital..but don’t worry. She hasn’t relapsed over overdosed..she has a leaky booby.

Speaking on his online show ‘Mitch Winehouse’s Showbiz Rant’, Mitch said as he pointed to his chest: “It wasn’t because she had a cold. She’s fine, she just had a little leaky something or other.”

A friend of Amy’s added to Britain’s Daily Mirror : “She saw something oozing out of her top. To see stuff seeping out was horrible.”

I apologize if that was TMI first thing in the morning.

Amy Winehouse is clean and sober (?) and all better on the inside, and now it’s time to start putting the outside back together again. She’s already got her crackhead teeth fixed and now The Mirror reports she’s had breast implants. Amy dropped five figures to enlarge her chest size from 32B to 32D and regain her cleavage at London’s Harley Street Clinic this week. For the past two weeks Amy, 26, has reportedly been hiding out in the posh private London hospital that specializes in plastic surgery.

“Amy used to stuff toilet roll in her bra, so decided to get her boobs enlarged. If it boosts her confidence and helps her move forward it can only be a good thing,” a spy spills.

However, a spokesperson for the hitmaker will not confirm the report, saying only that Amy had been in hospital for a “routine procedure.”

Look what difference a year (and alot of rehab and sunshine) make.

To the left a picture of Amy Winehouse on stage last year about this time and on the right Amy on stage at the V Festival in England this weekend.

No more scabs…no more cracked-out eyes and she may have even gained a few pounds. She almost looks human again. Good job Wino.

Look who almost looks pretty!

Amy Winehouse is back in the UK from her unusually long vacation in St. Lucia and looking better than we’ve seen her in …..well…ever!

Amy Winehouse has got her little junkie fingers into everything these days…everything that is..except making music. She just canceled her big comback show in London a few days ago for undisclosed reasons, but don’t worry. She’s staying busy working on that documentary about her whacked out life and her new clothing line for PPQ.

Yep. A clothing line designed by dirty ballet-flat wearing Amy Winehouse. PPQ has also teamed with trashy Peaches Geldof in the past if that gives you any idea of the direction they like to go in.

According to Marie Claire UK, Amy will reportedly design a capsule collection for Amy Molyneaux and Percy Parker’s fashion line, set to be a homage to the starlet’s look.

Molyneaux says: “Yes there have been talks with Amy and we are now in the first stages of the project. The range will be all about high-end statement pieces, inspired by Amy’s style. For example, maybe a dress or an amazing piece of jewelery like a bracelet. It’s going to be distributed online, we are going to be providing all materials and doing the design, but Amy will definitely be involved in the creative process.”

Next fall everyone in London will be rockin dirty pink slippers, red bras and dirty cut-off denim shorts.

As if we need to see more of the dirty details of the incredibly gifted but hopelessly addicted Amy Winehouse’s life…some film maker that spent a few minutes with her in St. Lucia will be releasing a tell-all documentary about Amy later this year.

“Amy and her family will be the subject of a new documentary later this year from respected Israeli-American interviewer Daphne Barak whose subjects over the years have included celebrities, royalty, world leaders, and international personalities.

“The journalist spent time with Amy and her family recently on St. Lucia and in true honest to goodness Amy style the doc will be a truthful and revealing look at her complicated life.”

So instead of concentrating on getting better and getting back to being what the universe wanted her to be…she going to be doing this crap for  the next six months.

Staging a huge comeback isn’t easy…even in gorgeous, laid-back St. Lucia. Amy Winehouse abandoned her fans half-way through a disastrous concert in St. Lucia Friday night.

The Daily Sun reports that Amy’s concert was such a hot mess and the boo’s were so loud that the singer got frustrated and just left. Amy’s people, or course, say that bad weather was the reason that she bailed.

After taking to stage at the St Lucia Jazz Festival in a tight-fitting blue dress and white high heels, it was reported that Amy, 25, appeared to struggle with her balance and stumbled through the lyrics of her songs. When the crowd began to jeer, the Back to Black star is alleged to have shouted ‘**** you’ back to the audience at least twice before leaving the stage.

However Amy’s spokesman claims the star was forced to abandon the show because of weather conditions which caused technical difficulties.He said: ‘Amy would like to express her disappointment that weather forced the abandonment of her show at the St Lucia Jazz Festival last night.

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This pictures was supposedly taken just minutes after Amy Winehouse got the news that her husband knocked up another junkie in rehab. Witnesses say that Amy freaked the freak out and was beating and wailing on her chest and screaming incoherently about it being her turn and having twins.

”That better be a mistake or I’ll beat his head in. Oh great, he’s had it with some . . . I don’t wanna know- don’t tell me any more”, she shrieked. I taught the man how to love, that’s why he’s so beautiful. And I see him, not as having this baby for me or it being my baby too but . . .My turn now, my turn now! Come on! Twins you know! “I’ve got loads of twins in my family, I need to have twins. I want a big family. Twin boys first, two girls and then a baby after that can be a boy or a girl. I want it so much.”