Here’s a crazy rumor for you on a Monday morning. Britney Spears oral fixation and constant lollipop sucking have sparked rumors that her suckers are actually laced with drugs. Word on the street is that the lollipops are laced with morphine and that it’s an inside joke that Britney will say, “I’m craving candy right now. I need a lollipop.” When what she is really saying is, “I need to get high.”

To add further legitimacy to this crazy rumor, Britney was photographed with one her lollies on the night of her head-shaving breakdown. And now she has managed to drag her cousin Alli Sims right down with her into Loli-gate as they two were seen sucking away as they left hotspot Winston’s over the weekend.

I find this one a little over the top but I’d thought I’d bring it to you kids and let you decide. Is Britney nuts enough to lace candy to high?

Alli Sims, cousin of Britney Spears (and also Brit’s former BFF and constant companion) has of course gone to the dark side along with Lynn Spears and Kevin Federline and claimed that Britney is nuts. I believe Alli was quoted as saying something like “She’s nuts, I couldn’t deal.”

But little Alli must have liked her 15 minutes because she has launched her own website where you can read all about her humble beauty queen upbringing. Although her website has nothing of interest on it, the buzz is she is trying to break into the music industry. Guess what ya’ll, she’s a singer!