Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio just had a baby a little over a year ago, but yet even the smallest of sample sizes is falling off her.

Notice how they have this tiny top safety pinned up in the back to give the illusion of a good fit.

Considering that this pinned up halter top is probably an extra-extra-small that most normal women would never be able to squeeze into..and it’s still falling off of her…she is obviously a freak of nature and we should not compare ourselves to her.

Gorgeous Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant with her first child by boyfriend Jamie Mazur. Oh great. Another perfect VS Angel who will no doubt bounce back after her the birth of her baby in two weeks.

All hatin’ aside. We’re very happy for Miss Perfect.