A) I have mad love for Alec Baldwin despite his past assholery; and B) I too have tasted the sweet addiction of Word with Friends.

Alec must still be new to the game. You know, in those first heady days of plays Words you let nothing or no one get in the way of besting your smart ass friends who think they know everything. In fact he is so in to it, he refused to stop playing on an airplane and got kicked off.

Don’t judge. Addiction is addiction.

Alec Baldwin says he was kicked off a plane Tuesday at Los Angeles International Airport after having words with a flight attendant over an “addicting” word game he was playing on his cellphone.

The “30 Rock” actor was asked to get off a New York City-bound flight for playing “Words with Friends” while the plane idled at a gate Tuesday, said Baldwin’s spokesman, Matthew Hiltzik.

“He loves ‘Words with Friends’ so much that he was willing to leave a plane for it,” said Hiltzik, who added that Baldwin boarded another American Airlines flight to New York.

Baldwin, a prolific Twitter user, took to the social media site to vent, saying a “flight attendant on American reamed me out 4 playing Words With Friends while we sat at the gate, not moving.”

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Great way to take advantage of the age-old Boston Red Sox – New York Yankees rivalry.

The first one is funny….

But the second one is hilarious…..

You can read it in it’s entirety here, or just read the past few paragraphs below.

You can’t win. Really. You can’t. When executives at studios and networks move up to the highest ranks, they are given a book. The book is called How to Handle Actors. And one principle held dear in that book is that no actor is greater than the show itself when the show is a hit. And, in that regard, they are often right. Add to that the fact that the actor who is torturing their diseased egos is a drug-addled, porn star-squiring, near-Joycean Internet ranter, and they really want you to go.

Granted, it didn’t get real until you insulted them. And your suit may have real grounds.

But you know what you should do? Take a nap. Get a shower. Call Chuck. Go on Letterman and make an apology. Write a huge check to the B’Nai Brith. And then beg for your job back. Your fans demand it. You will never win because when you are as big a douchebag as some of these guys are, they have no choice but to snuff you. (Do you secretly want to get snuffed? So you can go back and make movies?)

Sober up, Charlie. And get back on TV, if it’s not too late. This is America. You want to really piss off Chuck and Warner Brothers and CBS? Beg for America’s forgiveness. They will give it to you. And then go back. You are a great television star. And you’ve got the gig. As I learned from closely observing Tony Bennett so I could impersonate him on SNL, this is supposed to be fun.

P.S…. buy Cryer a really nice car.

The official spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because the person wasn’t authorized to speak publicly. The official said Baldwin and his young daughter had argued and she told 911 he had threatened to take pills.

Baldwin’s publicist issued a statement calling it “a misunderstanding on one person’s part.” The statement said Baldwin was “quickly released,” is “completely fine and will be at work” on Thursday.

It is always some kind of drama when this kid in involved. Alec is fine, he was released an hour after arriving to the hospital. Maybe daddy was just drunk and passed out and needed to sleep it off.

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“Obviously calling your child a pig or anything else is improper and inappropriate and I apologize to my daughter for that. There’s nothing wrong with being frustrated or angry about the situation. It’s the way you do it, and as people often do in this world, I took it out on the wrong person.”

What Alec wanted to say but couldn’t was that his pre-teen and most likely bratty little girl reminds him of her head case of a mother and he lost his temper because he can’t stand the thought of his little girl growing up and emasculating some poor sap just like that harpy did to him. But that would have opened a whole new can of worms.

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Alex’s tirade goes on for over two minutes and doesn’t leave out his ex-wife Kim Basinger who he calls a “thoughtless pain in the ass.”

This doesn’t really make sense because Alex and Kim had a very ugly divorce and a very public and cruel custody battle over little Ireland and now a judge that heard the recording has temporarily suspended Baldwin’s visitation rights.

Portions of the message follow. Don’t read this if you are a 30 Rock fan. May cause instant Baldwin hatred.

I want you to know something, okay? And I want to leave a message for you right now because again it’s 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday and once again I’ve made an a-s of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time….

I’m tired of playing this game with you. I’m leaving this message with you to tell you that you have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted me.

You have insulted me for the last time. You don’t have the brains or the decency as a human being. I don’t give a d-mn that your 12 years old or 11 years old or that you’re a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the a-s….

And when I come out there next week, I’m going to fly out there for the day just to straighten you out on this issue….

Then I’m going to get on a plane, then I’m going to turn around and then I’m going to come home so you better be ready Friday, the 20th, to meet with me because I’m going to let you know just how I feel about what a rogue little pig you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, okay?

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