Sofia Vergara Posts Thong Bikini Picture

This is big news today.

Isn’t that funny? With everything going on in the world, this picture of Sofia Verga’s booty in a thong bikini is trending on line. Ahh well, we all need a little distractions.

It almost looks fake, doesn’t it. It’s just TOO perfect.

Everyone, and I mean everyone of all ages and demos loves Sofia Vergara. And guess what? She’s not lollypop head skinny and she is 40 years old.

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43 Year Old Mariah Carey Rocks A Monokini

I really don’t like Mariah Carey at all.

I mean, really.

But I feel it’s my duty as a woman of a certain age to help promote the idea that women over 40 are beautiful.

Like her or not, she looks hot in this monokini.

I also don’t like monokini’s and video’s shot on yacht’s. Which brings me back to why I don’t like Mariah Carey.

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Russell Brand Told Katy Perry Via Text He Was Divorcing Her

The dust has settled and the new has worn off on the Katy Perry/ Russell Brand divorce and now it’s time for the details to leak out. Starting with this insightful interview by Katy in Vogue.

I can not wait for the bits she is saving in her vault to come out. No doubt it involves another woman. There is more in the interview about how she still love John Mayer…read it here. 

**I am shocked and saddened to learn that Russell is text-dumper. Thought he was all deep and in touch and better than that. Turns out he’s just a man-child pissed off that he wasn’t getting his way.

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She said: ‘He’s a very smart man, a magical man and I was in love with him when I married him. Let’s just say I haven’t heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me December 31, 2011.’

Katy accepts their work commitments and especially her hectic schedule for her California Dreams Tour contributed to the failure of the marriage.

However, the 28-year-old singer has hinted there is more to the split than has been revealed, and has suggested 38-year-old Russell couldn’t cope being married to a strong woman like her.

Katy said: ‘I have to claim my own responsibility in things. I do admit that I was on the road a lot. Although I invited him time and time again, and I tried to come home as much as I possibly could.

‘At first when I met him he wanted an equal, and I think a lot of times strong men do want an equal, but then they get that equal and they’re like, “I can’t handle it.”

‘He didn’t like the atmosphere of me being the boss on tour. So that was really hurtful, and it was very controlling, which was upsetting.

She hints there’s more to it, adding: ‘I felt a lot of responsibility for it ending, but then I found out the real truth, which I can’t necessarily disclose because I keep it locked in my safe for a rainy day.

‘I let go and I was like, “This isn’t because of me; this is beyond me.” So I have moved on from that.’

When asked about Brand’s sense of humour, she thought he was ‘hysterical’ until she caught him making fun at her expense.

She said: ‘He started making jokes about me and he didn’t know I was in the audience, because I had come to surprise him at one of his shows.’

Kristen Stewart Goes To Hooters

Despite the fact that Kristen Stewart politely asked these Hooters girls to NOT post these pictures on social media sites…guess what? They did.

Of course they did.

And it’s funny. She is clearly embarrassed.

Oddly, my first question was not ‘why is Kristen Stewart at Hooters?’ …..it was “Why is Hooters still in business?” Really men of the world? This still does it for you?

 

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Skinny Picture of One Direction’s Zayne Malik Spark Eating Disorder Rumors

I am 90% sure this photo is altered, but even so..it appears that the pressure of being one of the most drooled over tween pop stars is taking its toll on one member of One Direction.
The rumor is Zayne Malik is suffering from an eating disorder. And when this picture of him popped up this weekend, the 1D fans went bananas.
Today I heard this ridiculously lame morning radio show host say that he didn’t think boys ever suffered from eating disorders. Of course they do. Anyone can. It’s a control issue. And since this kid has absolutely no control over the overwhelming international phenomenon that is One Direction, it makes sense.
It was really just a matter of time before one of the boys imploded anyway. Think Back Street Boys and New Kids On The Block.  Historically its with drugs or booze, but this might even be worse.
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