Bristol Palin maybe smarter than her mother. Or whoever us updating her Facebook page.

Over the weekend fellow Dancing with the Stars castmate Margaret Cho blogged that Sarah Palin made Bristol do DWTS because Sarah ‘harshly and openly’ blames Bristol for causing her the election with her infamous unwed pregnancy.

Shocked that her ‘friend’ would post something so wrong about her on line for the world to see, Bristol wrote back on Facebook in a few well-worded paragraphs and ended things with a jab at Cho’s sexuality by saying that if Margaret understood conservative politics better, she “would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls conce

Of course now everyone is convinced that Sarah’s people are behind the well-written response. Read it for yourself here.

Bristol Palin is doing her damnedest to turn her teenage pregnancy into a career. The tabloid covers, appearing on Dancing with the Stars…and according to her baby-daddy’s sister she has even already started having plastic surgery to morph her Alaskan body into Hollywood skinny.

Mercede Johnston, the sister of Bristol’s ex, Levi Johnston, claims that Bristol has had a breast reduction and liposuction, but of course she has no solid evidence just the word of her brother and the fact that Bristol didn’t want to visit with Levi’s family at Christmas. 

“She wants to look like the ideal Hollywood girl,” Mercede tells Star. “I know in time she will get even more done.”

New York-based plastic surgeon Dr. Steve Fallek tells Star that it appears Bristol, 19, has reduced her breast size from a D cup to a B, which will make gliding around the dance floor much easier. “Reductions lessen pain and strain on the back,” says Dr. Fallek, who has not treated Bristol.

Taking her breast size down two cups isn’t the only tweaking Bristol has done, according to Mercede. She’s had liposuction twice – once in December 2007, the other just before her short-lived reunion with Levi in July. The first time, Mercede explains, “She wouldn’t come inside our house to open Christmas gifts my family got her and wouldn’t let anyone but Levi see her, so he brought the gifts to her car. Levi told us she wouldn’t come in because she had a zit. After we kept asking questions, he finally gave in and said she got surgery.”

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From the “I really don’t give a sh*t file but it’s big news for some reason’ file….Bristol Palin has confirmed that she has dumped her baby daddy again..and she will be moving back in with her mother.

I don’t know why anyone is surprised…this is what teenage parents do. They try to play house, fail miserably and end up back at home where the grandparents raise the grandkids.

Bristol said, “It’s over. I broke up with him. The final straw was him flying to Hollywood for what he told me was to see some hunting show but come to find out it was that music video mocking my family. He’s just obsessed with the limelight and I got played.”

Am I the only one surprised that Sarah Palin is letting her teenage daughter sell the pictures of her new grandson to the tabloids? Bristol Palin has made a deal with People magazine for her baby’s first pictures and she and daddy Levi are going to make $300,000 off the new little Alaskan’s sweet face.

People, who also conveniently had the exclusive on the birth, won out in the end. They reportedly paid $300,000 for the exclusive rights to the photos. In Touch magazine was apparently the only other serious bidder.

I mean, doesn’t this totally contradict SP’s fiscal / personal resposibility creed?