Audrina Patridge was voted off Dancing with the Stars this week and her mother Lynn was obviously not happy about it. Caught on camera very drunk outside LA restaurant Beso, Lynn told the paps how she really feels.

“Audrina is going to f***ing rise. She’s got class. She’s a Polish, Catholic, f***ing full-on Italian. Not only that, she was raised right. And I don’t give a s***t. It’s all American.”

She also called her daughter’s former ‘The Hills’ costars “tramps” and took aim in particular at Lauren Conrad.

“We’re going to f***ing smoke, especially Lauren Conrad’s pissy a** little fashion s***,” she slurred. “That b***h wants to bring it on? Let’s go!”

This video is definitely worth a watch…but homegirl drops the F-Bomb like mad so turn the volume down if you are at work.

Audrina Patridge’s new PETA ad is cute but rather tame as far as PETA ads go. I’m really surprised they didn’t go a little more risque with her.

They did, however, go very heavy on the photo shopping.

Audrina Patridge is wisely trying to get some other gigs than the one she has on the soon to be no more MTV show The Hills.

She may not be that talented and never really make it Hollywood…but you gotta admit…homegirl looks good in a bikini and can rock a pair of lowrise jeans like nobody’s business.

By now ya’ll already know that Audrina Patridge got robbed on Oscar night. She posted the following on her blog.

“I had a really rough day today – I got home late last night and realized that my house had been robbed,” she wrote on her blog.

“I spent most of the morning filling out police reports and going through the house room by room making lists of everything that had been taken,” she went on. “Most of the items are replaceable, but they took off with a few very sentimental things too. Definitely not a good way to start the week.”

But now that she is pissed off and wants her shit back. She posted the surveillance footage today.

See the video HERE.

I’ve been staring at this picture (on the right) of Audrina Patridge from the Grammy’s Sunday night for hours trying to figure out what it is that it making her look more ….cute.

After racking my brain over this totally useless piece of information, I have come to the conclusion that Audrina has traded in her ski slope honker for a cute little button nose.