I NEVER write about the  American Idol kids, frankly they all bore me to tears. Until now. This little tart Adam Lambert is a funny one! He turned the performance of his song “For Your Entertainment” into an S&M show.

Ridiculous costumes, back-up dancers on leashes, crotch shoving and gay kissing. This show had it ALL!

The climatic finish had Lambert scaling the ramps of the set up to where the keyboardist was positioned. Lambert then grabbed ‘his’ head and the two violently made out (check the video out at the 3:12 mark for the kiss). Adam also had a bigger, better, badder fall than JLo’s at the 1:30 mark.

In case you missed it or just didn’t care enough to sit through the whole thing..here are some highlights of the 2009 American Music Awards.

Lady Gaga “Bad Romance” and “Speechless”

Jennifer Lopez “Louboutins”

Kelly Clarkson “Already Gone”

Carrie Underwood “Cowboy Cassanova”

Black Eyed Peas Peform a Medley

Rihanna “Wait Your Turn”

Janet Jackson Performs a Medley