Cameron Diaz may be all blonde and sunshine on the outside, but her heart is as black and shriveled as her smoker’s lungs. Little Miss Sunshine pissed off guests at her BFF Drew Barrymore’s Halloween party with her epic rudeness. At Drew’s big Halloween bash, Cam spent the entire time outside smoking and having a grand ol’ time but everytime one of her fellow drunk party-goers tried to bum a smoke she always said no.

As a former smoker myself I can personally testify that refuses to share your ciggies is a major social faux paux. It’s sort of an unwritten good etiquette rule.

If someone could reach up real high and pull that stick out of Cam-Cams booty I’d be eternally grateful.

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