ET reports that Brooke Mueller is in rehab. That heffer may not have been sick at all when she was admitted to the hospital last week. She might just be strung out. I guess being married to Charlie Sheen will do that to you.

Brooke was released from the hospital on Monday and was taken straight to rehab by her mother.

Brooke was supposedly hospitalized for pneumonia and an infection. Her mother Moira Fiore told People magazine after her release: “I picked her up [Monday night] and brought her to a friend’s house in Los Angeles where we will stay until we decide what we are going to do and where we will go.”

They decided on rehab. Brooke is currently at a  North Carolina rehab center, receiving treatment for drug & alcohol abuse. She is still prohibited from seeing Charlie due to a protection order.

Mueller’s attorney is disputing the claims and insists his client is merely recovering from her (pneumonia) illness at a facility that will help her do so. Right.

Great parents these two are. Remember when we thought Denise Richards was the flake? Turns out the combo of Charlie / Brooke is actually dangerous. Scratch that…the combo of Charlie and any woman is dangerous. He is toxic to every woman he touches.

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