While Britney Spears is running around flashing her private parts to the world, changing her hair color every day, NOT spending time with her kids and just being pure white trash in general, Brooke Hogan is on a personal mission to become the new princess of pop. Doesn’t her outfit just scream, “I’m way too young for you to be looking at me in this way too revealing outfit and that’s what make’s it hot. Plus my daddy is over there and he might go Hulkomania on your ass if you look at me too long”?

Speaking of her daddy, he’s getting as creepy as Papa Joe if you ask me. But pimpin out the young, blonde, hot daughter is the way to make your millions these days.

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