See kids…this is how Karma works. You mock gay people through your obnoxious 20′s then you get labeled as a closeted gay man for the rest of your career.  Next thing you know, you have to have a fake marriage with an obviously brainwashed young girl just to get through the next few years before you take over the alien church.

Bronson Pinchot (better known as Balki from Perfect Strangers) recently spilled the beans on just how big a jackass a young Tom Cruise was while filming Risky Business.

Bronson said, “We thought Tom [Cruise] was the biggest bore on the face of the Earth. He was tense and made constant, constant unrelated homophobic comments, like, ‘You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?’ I mean, his lingo was larded with the most… There was no basis for it. It was like, ‘It’s a nice day, I’m glad there are no gay people standing here.’ Very, very strange. Years and years later when people started to torment him with that, I used to think ‘God, that’s really fitting, because he tormented a lot of people as a 20-year-old.’ He made such a big deal about it. Same thing with Eddie Murphy—I remember somebody calling and saying, ‘You’ll never guess who was just caught with a transvestite!’ [Laughs.] And I remember thinking that seemed fitting, because there are certain people in showbiz who make it an agenda, every third sentence has to have something knocking that life choice, and you think, ‘What are you doing?‘”

I particularly love the line about gays and ice cream. Although I can follow the logic that ice cream is a good replacement for sex.

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