So Brody Jenner didn’t really like Nicole Richie, he started dating her in hopes of getting her to eat so he could “become the guy who got Nicole Richie to eat.”

His evil planned was developed in part with his manager/stylist/asshole Spencer Pratt was to hook up with Nicole and ride her coat tails and become more known. FYI Brody…I still have no idea who you are and why we are even discussing you.

“Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that sh–, bro. You’ll be, like, a f—ing hero to America.” Spence told Details magazine.

Brody is not all bad kids. He says he understands that Hollywood is fake and everything and wants to meet a nice girl that has nothing to do with all that nonsense. He wants a nice girl because he is such a NICE GUY. Can you feel me rolling my eyes kids?

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