Does it amaze you kids as much as does us that people still want to work with Britney Spears? Even on a project as f*ed up as this one sounds. Rumor is that Brit Brit is in super-secret talks to play the Virgin Mary in a quirky retelling of the Nativity Story titled Sweet Baby Jesus.

Do these people realize that Britney hasn’t really acted since her starring role in the un-critically acclaimed 2002 Crossroads?  She has however shown her crotch countless times, shaved her head in public, lost custody of her children and developed a major attention-addiction. We assume when they use the word “quirky” when they describe this re-worked Virgin Mary, that what they really mean is a ‘modern day cracked-out’ mother of our Savior.
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