Let’s see if we can fit all of today’s Britney Spears crazy into one post. Yesterday Sam Lufti spoke to Ryan Seacrest on his morning radio show to try to dispel all the pregnancy and marriage rumors about his meal ticket Britney. The best part of the interview was when Sam walked in on Britney in the shower and she screamed in the background, “Get out, I’m naked, get out! I stink cause I’m a human being. Shut the door, I’m nasty!”

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Next on the crazy meter is that TMZ is reporting that Britney’s fake British accent is more than just an accent, it’s a separate and distinct personality. In fact, sources say Britney had become the British girl the day she didn’t show for her deposition and has no recollection of it

Britney has multiple personalities, including, as people in her life call it, “the British girl.” We’re told when Spears loses the British personality, she has absolutely no idea what she did during the time she assumed that personality. Sources say Brit has a number of other identities, where she becomes “the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl,” and on and on

Lastly, the Associated Press has already begun preparing an obituary for Britney. AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington says this is sort of standard for celebrity train wrecks.

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“We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time. I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now,” Washington adds. “Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”

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Sources: TMZ and Us