Britney Spears Pokies Give Tony Romo A Lapdance

Ryan Seacrest has just become persona non gratis at Britney Spears house. Ryan gave a first hand-eyewitness report on his KIIS-FM radio show Monday morning of Britney giving Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo a white trash lapdance at Hollywood hotspot Les Deux over the weekend.

“I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood. She had her sunglasses on. I said, ‘Busy day, huh?’ She kind of smiled and laughed and said, ‘Yeah.’ And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking.”

“Lap dancing?” a co-host asked.

“I mean some would say,” Seacrest said.

“She’s on his lap,” the co-host continued.

“Yeah,” Seacrest replied.

And just to keep it real, Britney changed into a new dress and shades in a club bathroom midway through the night.