Ugh. We almost hate to post these pictures of Britney Spears crimes against fashion from the holiday weekend, but we must. Britney was a busy little mommy over the weekend making an opening appearance at the new LAX club at the Luxor in Las Vegas hanging with resident star-f*er Criss Angel and some unknown wannabe’s.

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